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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

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Tue Nov 3, 2020, 05:35 PM Nov 2020

Trump Orders Bill Barr to Investigate Reports That Women Are Voting

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has ordered the Attorney General, Bill Barr, to investigate widespread reports that women are voting.

Trump said that he had evidence that women were casting ballots in the tens of millions, a scandal that he called “bigger than Watergate.”

“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” he said. “We’re moving quite strongly and quite powerfully on the women.”

He also issued advice to suburban women, of whom he claimed to possess a deep understanding.

“Suburban women, you need to stay at home and cook dinner so your husbands can vote,” he said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-orders-bill-barr-to-investigate-reports-that-women-are-voting

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Trump Orders Bill Barr to Investigate Reports That Women Are Voting (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2020 OP
Caught You This Time, Sir The Magistrate Nov 2020 #1
That gave me a really good laugh. Dem2theMax Nov 2020 #2
No one has ever seen anything like it. n/t Permanut Nov 2020 #3
I love good satire Gothmog Nov 2020 #4
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