Fuck every Miami sports team

[brettdale]

Fuck them.

[SouthernCal_Dem]

1. Lakers just beat Miami in the finals.

They got fucked.

😀

[Renew Deal]

2. Are you trying to get trumad to come back?

[PCIntern]

3. I'm boycotting orange juice

[Maraya1969]

5. I'm moving. I was moving before but now I'm starting to pack.

[Celerity]

9. just buy Valencian (Spain) orange juice, it is far better anyway

Agua de Valencia

A pitcher (or jarra)
500 ml fresh-squeezed Valencian orange juice
300 ml cava (or champagne)
100 ml gin
100 ml vodka
A spoon of sugar to taste

Start by making fresh-squeezed orange juice (if you can find Valencia oranges, all the better). It may be a bit labor intensive, but trust me, you will taste the difference! Fresh-squeezed orange juice has a much lighter, fresher taste that will make your Agua de Valencia super refreshing. In Spain, many grocery stores have orange juice machines where you can simply press a button to get a liter of Valencia’s famous orange juice. Taste your orange juice and take note of its sweetness. If its on the bitter side, you may need to add some sugar.

Pour all the liquid ingredients in your pitcher. Mix together and taste. If you used a bitter cava or type of champagne, this will also affect how much sugar needs to be added. Agua de Valencia is not meant to be a super sugary drink, but it isn’t meant to be bitter either!

Grab a couple of large wine glasses and pour your fresh Spanish cocktail over ice. Chop a few orange slices and add them as a garnish. Clink your glasses, say “¡Salud!” and enjoy!

[JohnQFunk]

4. with Bebe Rebozo's follisized member!

[Yavin4]

6. Fuck Tom Brady for playing for Tampa. n/t

[carpetbagger]

7. In all fairness, Biden won it. Nt