Anyone else swilling down a whiskey bottle while simultaneously touching themselves?

[LuckyCharms]

Sorry, just figured I'd try to distract everyone who is flipping out.

Relaxxxx.

I think Biden is going to take this.

[MissB]

1. Ha

Will this post stay up?



Love you!

[zackymilly]

7. Who knows? I got deleted for joking about keying a trump car. nt

[LuckyCharms]

9. Love you too dear!

The post might stay up, but I probably won't with all this whiskey.

[LizBeth]

2. To be honest, I went to pot, and I am doing much better.

[dhol82]

3. Bourbon

Not touching.

[jg10003]

4. I'm using bourbon to wash down the xanax

[SMC22307]

12. Bourbon and muscle relaxer.

Cheers!

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. is this the Giuliani maneuver?

[dweller]

6. If I'm touching myself with the whiskey bottle

does that count ?

✌🏻

[dameatball]

8. Now I wish I was better at multi-tasking.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

10. I'll answer yes to the first part..... nt

[miyazaki]

11. Only the ones watching Kornacki

Apparently, he's quite the turn-on here.

[herding cats]

13. Does hair pulling count as touching?

I think Biden has this, too. But, some of the results still rub me wrong.

I'm in Texas, so... lots invested here.

[Dem2]

14. Lol

I needed that.

[Politicub]

15. I'm all about wine tonight

[helpisontheway]

16. I rarely drink. I had a glass of wine to calm me down..

Now I’m still anxious, my stomach is hurting and I feel like I want to throw up. No more wine for me ever. Frozen Margaritas or Daiquiris but never wine..🤢

[Layzeebeaver]

17. No

Drinking Vodka and considering shaving my balls in advance of any celebration.

[getagrip_already]

18. I plead the fifth in my hand.....And Wait.

But it is way too early to freak out.

Relax.

Breathe.

Wait.....

Ok, we were never going to win FL, or OH, or TX, or even GA, and our strategy doesn't rely on them.

They were stretch goals designed to distract trump and force him to thin out resources.

We know we would know fl early, but we never expected to win it.

Eyes on the goal, not the snacks......

[AnotherDreamWeaver]

19. brandy in my ginger tea here... nt

[GusBob]

20. I brandy

[artemisia1]

21. He will, but it is still a nail-biter. I don't blame anyone on DU who is panicking. /nt