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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBorowitz: Cincinnati Bengals have declared themselves the winners of next February's Super Bowl.
CINCINNATI (The Borowitz Report)In an early-morning victory statement that took many in the N.F.L. by surprise, the Cincinnati Bengals have declared themselves the winners of next Februarys Super Bowl.
The declaration of victory seemed designed to stir controversy, in no small part because sixty minutes of the sixty-minute-long contest have yet to be played.
The declaration of victory seemed designed to stir controversy, in no small part because sixty minutes of the sixty-minute-long contest have yet to be played.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/cincinnati-bengals-announce-that-they-have-won-super-bowl
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Borowitz: Cincinnati Bengals have declared themselves the winners of next February's Super Bowl. (Original Post)
ehrnst
Nov 2020
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luv2fly
(2,475 posts)1. Thanks for the laugh
We need to use our smiling muscles as much as possible today.
BumRushDaShow
(128,954 posts)2. I was thinking Cleveland would do it!
Goodheart
(5,324 posts)3. As a big Joe Burrow fan, I could see him saying that!
Gothmog
(145,208 posts)4. I love good satire
Saboburns
(2,807 posts)5. Who dey think they can beat dem Bengals
Noooo-body!!!