CNN: "Mr. President, why does Bidens vote count keep going up?"

[Cheezoholic]

Commander Clorox: "It's because they continue to count. The more you count the more votes he will get. They've got to stop counting or count less. It's really very simple but fake news like you will spin that, this interview is over"

[lisa58]

1. Is this true?

[Dream Girl]

2. Is this for real?

[Alex4Martinez]

3. Perfect!

Welcome to DU!

[budkin]

4. LMAO

Hilarious

[Buckeye_Democrat]

5. It's just like Covid testing!

Don't count the Biden votes, and I win! He's ONLY winning because of the counting of his votes!

[The Magistrate]

6. Not Bad, Sir

Not bad at all. Good as 'The Onion', and quite likely ripped from this coming evening's headlines.

[exboyfil]

7. The fact we have to ask whether this is satire is telling

[Blue Owl]

8. Bwahahaha!

[Cheezoholic]

9. And cracker just filed suit

to stop counting immediately in MI. Surreal

[lagomorph777]

10. OK. Then Joe wins.