I have claimed, for electoral vote purposes...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

I have claimed, for electoral vote purposes and in the name of Project Genesis, all of this barren, uninhabited planet Ceti Alpha VI, as well as its neighbor Ceti Alpha V.

(Whispers in ear)

I have just been informed by various sources that this is Ceti Alpha V.

[alwaysinasnit]

1. Wrath of Khan???

[Chichiri]

2. "He is intelligent, but not experienced."

"His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking."

(At which point, in my headcanon, we cut to Khan playing Super Mario Bros. on the main viewscreen.

GAME OVER

No, Kirk . . . the game's not over . . .)

[The Magistrate]

3. It's An Eddie Izzard Routine, Sir

[fleur-de-lisa]

4. I already "hereby claimed" Hawaii, so don't anybody get any ideas:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=14447892