The best way to remove Donald Trump from the White House is

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	Call a professional exterminator who specializes in giant rats
	1 (4%)
	Have the 4 living former presidents take over the Oval Office and school him on leaving office
	0 (0%)
	Have the US Marshall's service come and get him
	4 (15%)
	Invite "the squad" plus Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton to be present at all his meals
	0 (0%)
	Turn off all the utilities and give the support staff paid vacation
	1 (4%)
	Release 100 shelter animals into the residence
	1 (4%)
	Play audio of Obama's speeches 24x7
	16 (59%)
	Swat Team
	0 (0%)
	Pay Putin to call him and invite him to live with him in Russia
	0 (0%)
	OTHER
	4 (15%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[ZZenith]

1. The Village People come in and carry him off to the dumpster.

Please.

[mtnsnake]

22. They don't have enough people in the band to lift him. They would need a forklift

[ZZenith]

26. I dunno, the construction worker and the Native American look pretty beefy.

Maybe the cop drives the forklift and the others form a conga line behind.

That’d work.

[Zoonart]

2. Exorcism!

[0rganism]

3. jaws-of-life + forklift

that should do it

[SheltieLover]

8. Wahahaha!

My 1st thoughg was a crane.

[ExciteBike66]

4. ROTO-ROOTER (tm)

[SheltieLover]

5. I was going to say

With a crane.

But marshalls can deliver nonstop to NY!

[RockCreek]

6. Audio and video of Hillary, Obama, and Biden 24/7! N/t

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[EarthFirst]

7. Trail of hamberders... nt

[Thomas Hurt]

9. Darting with a tranquilizer, bagged up in a strait jacket and dragged out by his feet.

[TreasonousBastard]

10. What happened to "All of the above"?

[magicarpet]

11. Unleash 10 vicious dogs in the private quarters of the People's White House...

... let the dogs chase his fat ass off the premises as they nip and chew on his rancid obese flesh.

[lpbk2713]

12. At the point of a bayonet.

On live TV.

[Mr. Ected]

13. 24/7 Obama hologram

Smoke him out of there.

[Midnightwalk]

14. In cuffs

Can NY charge and extradite him before the inauguration?

[SaveOurDemocracy]

15. Feet first.

[OilemFirchen]

19. I owe you a Coke!

[SaveOurDemocracy]

25. Pepsi, gave up coke in the 80's. 😊

[OilemFirchen]

27. Fresh out.

Can I offer you a Tab?

[SaveOurDemocracy]

32. Maybe a Fresca? 😎

[jmowreader]

34. "I can't give you a Tab unless you order something!"

[grumpyduck]

16. Big Skycrane helicopter

hauling a cage big enough for him and his immediates.

[OilemFirchen]

17. Feet first. (n/t)

[planetc]

18. My friend says that if Presidents refuse to leave, they send the Marines. Besides which,

you really don't want to turn off all the utilities in the middle of winter.

[L.Pharmstrong]

20. The FBI should serve an arrest warrant and escort him out of the Whitehouse in handcuffs,

NT

[VA_Jill]

21. Hamberders

laced with warfarin.

[Doodley]

23. If he has to be forcefully removed, it's because he's a traitor, trying to become dictator. If that

was the case, I would say use maximum force.

[standingtall]

24. Tough choices I cannot decide

It down to playing Obama speeches 24/7 or calling an exterminator that specializing in removing giant rats.

[JHB]

28. Trebuchet

[Maeve]

33. I like the way you think!

[jmowreader]

29. Send twelve liberals, a stretcher...

...four police-grade body cams, six 6-foot lengths of 2-inch black iron pipe, three cargo straps, 12 pair of work gloves and a fire extinguisher charged with nitrous oxide (halothane or desflurane would be better, but it's much easier to get nitrous) in to get him. The process is very simple: we put on and turn on the body cams then go in and blast the fucker in the face with laughing gas. When he's out cold, we strap him to the stretcher, put the work gloves on, stick the pipes under the stretcher as handles, and carry him right out the door to a waiting paddy wagon.

And then we post the video on YouTube. It'll be great.

[NightWatcher]

30. Catapult

[Yavin4]

31. A trail of big macs leading out into the street.

Worked with E.T.

[ironflange]

35. Preferably tarred and feathered

Along with the rest of that damn family (except the little kids).

[Digger]

36. Frog-marched from the WH

to the town square where he will be hung by his scrotum (if he has one) from a sharp hook.

[Buns_of_Fire]

37. Didn't they use a trail of Reese's Pieces to lure E.T. out?

Okay, then. Except lay down a trail of Tic Tacs, leading right out the door, across the lawn, and onto Marine 1 -- which will then fly west and drop him off at Leavenworth.

[DBoon]

38. Exorcism

[Thunderbeast]

39. Tell him there is ICE CREAM on MARINE ONE.

Once on board, Letitia James, dressed as a cleaning lady asks for an autograph. Unaware that he has signed a full confession of financial crimes, the chopper heads north to a New York State Penitentiary where he meets a nice young man with unfamiliar tattoos who is overheard saying: "I'd like to ask you for a favor, though".

For the first time in his horrible life, accountability has finally caught up with him. Tattoman sells Donnie's "favors" for cigarettes.

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41. ...

[SeattleVet]

40. Toilet plunger.

The best way to get rid of a troublesome pile of shit that won't go.

[if..fish..had..wings]

42. Circus cannon

Right over the Potomac