I won the Powerball Lottery!!

[mnmoderatedem]

Well no, actually I only matched the first three white balls.

But I'm going to go into my local Powerball office and tell them I quit counting after the first three white balls, and let them know they owe me 137 million dollars.

[johnp3907]

1. You can just hearby claim it.

[coti]

30. Seriously, don't know why the bother with all this matching up numbers stuff. Nt

[hamsterjill]

2. I laughed - out loud!

Thank you. I really, really needed that!

[malaise]

3. Great Analogy

[Sogo]

4. Excellent!

[ribrepin]

5. That's the spirit

Grab them by the pussy

[BlueHurricane]

6. Too funny!!

So funny had to share that one!!! good one!!

[PirateRo]

7. Hahahahahaha!

[central scrutinizer]

8. Sue their ass

[NoMoreRepugs]

9. U may me spit out my coffee - touch.

[bucolic_frolic]

10. Bring a Sharpie

[Evolve Dammit]

21. Make it the way you want! Change it around. Worked for Dolt 45. Until now.

[jmowreader]

11. You know you won seven dollars, correct?

[Orangepeel]

12. I hereby claim that *I* won the Powerball lottery!

[gratuitous]

17. And if you ask to see my ticket, that's treason!

What? You won't just take my word for it?

[KS Toronado]

38. Good one!

[Saboburns]

13. I declare for 4 more inches of pecker

Abra-Cadabra

[PatrickforO]

14. LOL, hey do you think they would buy that in my state? n/t

[mtnsnake]

15. Now that is a good one!

[KentuckyWoman]

16. You'd have to file a lawsuit

those other balls came in too late.

[NoRoadUntravelled]

18. Hahahaha! I hereby proclaim you the winner.

Congratulations.

[Volaris]

24. Noooooo...you only get to say that if you're on the supreme court.

Didnt they tell you that in training?

[NoRoadUntravelled]

32. Well, I was actually declaring the Original Poster the Powerball winner but that

probably wouldn't work either.
I'll settle for Biden's big win and happily watch the crown Trump was going to crown himself with slip from his little fingers and disappear into the dark waters of the muddy swamp.

[soldierant]

19. Good luck with that.

[PCIntern]

20. Well done!

Great analogy

[Dukkha]

22. Sue them! It's a powerball conspiracy!

Then build a wall fort in their office and refuse to leave.

[BobTheSubgenius]

23. Good one!

Still physically chuckling.

[padah513]

25. Genius!

After all this madness I needed a good chuckle. Thanks, bigly lol.

[Karma13612]

26. Emotions ranging from OMG!!!!!!

To “I am so jealous to, I hate you! (No offense!!), to VERY FUNNY”

Sorry you didn’t win, but this was a much needed joke at the right time!

Thanks!!!

[rpannier]

27. That was both funny and cruel at the same time

I was so happy for you

[BarbD]

28. Perfect!!!

[IronLionZion]

29. The rest of it is a deep state fraud and you can't trust it nt

[RANDYWILDMAN]

31. 3 is a win, odds are steep

Nice job, quit while you are ahead

[milestogo]

33. Tell them the Democrats stole the other three numbers.

[Yavin4]

34. You have to "hereby claim" it though.

You can't just ask for it.

[BrightKnight]

35. Get a bunch of people to demonstrate outside

And threaten to sue everyone.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

36. If they give you any sh*t,

tell them you'll take it all the way to the Supreme Court!

[nuxvomica]

37. Hire a bunch of lawyers. Lawyers are magical!

[Cartaphelius]

39. Is your name Donald Trump?

Asking for my 5 y.o. grandchild.

[Captain Zero]

40. The rest of the numbers came in too late.

And none of your "observers" were there.

[Nitram]

41. Well, I didn't believe the headline, but I thought at the very least it might be followed by

an amusing joke or interesting meme. Oh, well.

[Demovictory9]

42. 😆

[dameatball]

43. Can I borrow $5 until next Tuesday?