Rumor is that trump is headed down to the bunker with a cyanide capsule and a pistol.

[George II]

[Kaleva]

1. With Ivanka

[Ferrets are Cool]

2. Don't get our hopes up like that nt

[SheltieLover]

5. Ikr!

[AirmensMom]

3. He probably

Can’t figure out which one to use first, though.

[George II]

6. I thought I was being mean - you outdid me!

[AirmensMom]

14. LOL

I grew up as one of the youngest in a large family and then had daughters who became teenagers one day. I've had plenty of examples set for me.

[sfstaxprep]

4. That's Not Funny

Please don't tease us like that.

We won't be that lucky. He's going to stick around and do more damage instead.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

7. Did he finally marry his long time mistress?

[George II]

10. Stormy, are you there? Actually she found out he's broke, no $130K check, so no deal....

Donny, you're FIRED!

[tinrobot]

8. Sadly, he's too much of a coward to actually do it.

[localroger]

9. Trump isn't like Hitler

Hitler had a dog, which he mercifully put down before taking his own life.

[LakeArenal]

11. More like with a bucket of KFC and some Big Macs. P

[jrthin]

12. Leave him alone. Let him go. nt

[Politicalgolfer]

13. No...that's Melania holding a gun to his head & saying

"zee vitamin you bite now"....