Paula White prayer service for Trump's reelection

[Tarc]

What the flippy-flappity-fuck is wrong with these people?

Link to tweet

[Stallion]

1. Bring forth the Snakes!!!

[TheBlackAdder]

21. In order for someone's prayer to count, how many thousands to they have to donate to her ministry?

[Tanuki]

22. ....

[Snake Plissken]

2. prayer service with a capital $

[VMA131Marine]

3. What the fuck was that? Performance art?

[Lucinda]

28. Yep. Really bad performance art.

[Best_man23]

4. Someone needs to Tiktok this

Just sayin.

[coti]

5. TF? nt

[Snake Plissken]

6. Robert Tilton 2.0

[louis-t]

7. I love the guy walking by with a book.

He was mesmerized, I could tell.

[brewens]

8. I can't stand to watch it. How long did it take for her to ask for money? n/t

[NCjack]

25. I don't know if she asked for money, as she spoke some jibber-jabber

that I did not understand. I think I heard "santa ana", "costa rica", "alaska" among a lot of super top secret stuff that I was not meant to understand.

Disappointed that there was no poisonous snake handling and no one drank any poisonous stuff, such a Bleach.

But, based on Paula's coordinated repetitive poetic chanting and body movement, I would give it a rating of 4/5.

Very professional. Scripted and well presented. For an investment of 1.75 minute, you can see Paula at work. And no pressure to donate $$$,

[coti]

26. You should, it's funny and bizarre. nt

[hibbing]

9. I like the guy walking back and forth n/t

[dalton99a]

10. WTF

[Glorfindel]

11. Quite a performance.

I wonder if she'll ask for donations. Nah, of course she'll ask for donations. I love the fake Parseltongue she's speaking...

[secondwind]

12. Omg! 😱

[Blue Owl]

13. Sorry Paula -- but Donny's dancing was an an abomination to God

Now Donny must atone for his sins

[LiberalLovinLug]

14. In Trump World she's a star

She wants to milk that Orange Turd all she can and stay in the spotlight. Evangelicals and Trump feed off of each other. Talk about a bad romance

[spooky3]

15. Did she steal that outfit from Madonna's closet back in 1985? nt

[NameAlreadyTaken]

16. She's going to win this by brute force!

[BadGimp]

17. o k

[carpetbagger]

18. I can't believe I went to HS with this one.

I was usually stoned, and this would have been so damn funny.

[MelissaB]

19. This is the one you need to see.

Volume up. Just trust me.

Link to tweet

[Docreed2003]

20. Hey Paula..."Yooosa Fuulla Crappa"

Ugh, these people are awful. Who actually can sit there and believe she's "speaking in tongues"? I mean it's ridiculous!

[Tracyjo]

23. You have got to be kidding me nt

[Marie Marie]

24. She seems sane...

[smirkymonkey]

27. She's bat-shit crazy.

Lock her up!