Poor little Rudy!

[imanamerican63]

While he was speaking yesterday, he almost broke into tears! He knows he’s about to be out of a job and possibly face criminal charges!

[secondwind]

1. We hope so..... bye, Rudy!!!

[FakeNoose]

2. He wasn't working for Chump

... he was "volunteering" his services because Chump never paid him.

That makes this even funnier. He's going to jail, he's committed felonies and treason, and he wasn't even getting paid.

[Judi Lynn]

3. Great thought to start the day! Woohoo!

[JaneQPublic]

4. And he knows Joe sure as hell won't pardon him...

...especially after Rudy made it his life's work to smear Hunter Biden.

[magicarpet]

5. Does the prison warden allow conjugal visits for Rudy and his favorite cousin ?

Rudy likes his Viagra and incestuous nookie.

[chriscan64]

6. So when he is taken to jail...

"I have the right to butt dial my lawyer!"

[treestar]

7. He has a job?

[BumRushDaShow]

8. He was run out of his original presser outside of the Philly canvassing location by this -

He had to flee like 15 miles away up to NE Philly to hold his lame presser.