Trump Defends Lawsuits: "No One Knows More About Fraud Than Me"

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump offered a full-throated defense of his election-related lawsuits on Thursday, arguing, “No one knows more about fraud than me.”

Trump ridiculed television commentators who have dismissed his accusations of election fraud, claiming that he has “much more experience in fraud than all of these beauties put together.”

“People forget that, right when I became President, I settled a twenty-five-million-dollar fraud case against me,” he said. “You can’t beat hands-on experience like that.”

“For my entire life, I have been drenched in fraud,” he said.

Trump said that, when his election lawsuits are argued in court, his special expertise will win the day. “Fraud is my middle name,” he boasted.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-defends-lawsuits-no-one-knows-more-about-fraud-than-me

[moondust]

1. His accusations are confessions.

[OLDMDDEM]

2. This is his first true statement

He is, and has been, a fraud his whole life.

[Vogon_Glory]

3. As the plaintiff (A), or as the defendant (B)?

I believe the (B) part, but not the bogus claim of vote fraud.