Try to imagine the insane, criminal ideas that are being thrown around the WH

[fleur-de-lisa]

to help Donnie cheat now that Putin has tossed him to the curb and these thugs are facing the possibility of prison.

Dump, Giuliani, Kushner, et al.

No matter how hard we try, we could never match their criminal insanity. My brain hurts.

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. If Trump is taking legal advice from Rudy.....

there is nothing to worry about.

[onethatcares]

7. but, but, but

Pam Blondie is in there too.

great legal minds at werk or sumpin.

[Newest Reality]

2. Try to imagine...

The size of the lines that Don Jr. is snorting right now. He is going to need a bigger straw.

[unc70]

8. Just put your nostril by the glass tabletop

Just use the side of your hand to make the lines. Not quite Tony Montana mountains.

[madaboutharry]

3. It is very difficult to think like a criminal/con artist/liar when you aren't one.

That has always been my problem in life. I have this tendency to think that people will be nice!

[Phoenix61]

4. His stupidity will save us. He couldn't plot his

way out of a paper bag.

[My Pet Orangutan]

5. I'm gonna send in the Marines'

[ElementaryPenguin]

6. Probably including Manafort in the discussions. Possibly some Russian oligarchs.

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. 1. Get Mark Burnett to film another take. That last one didn't go too well.

2. Issue an executive order that says Electoral College is now part of Trump University, and Donald Trump will be appointing the new electors. Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr, Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner (because it looks better if they don't all have the same surname) and Donald Trump. Again. Because he gets two scoops.

3. Declare the USA bankrupt, demand Deutsche Bank gets on the phone to Putin to lend him the money to buy the shell at a firesale price, and declare him CEO for life.

4. Ask Vladimir to invade.

5. Arrest the 70+ million Fake Voters who treasonously failed to vote for their favorite president. Declare their votes illegal, since they knew they were going to be arrested.

6. Inform the Federal Election Commission that he has bone spurs, and cannot take part in an election right now. Ask for a deferment until Jan 2025. Meanwhile, he will continue as president, despite the great pain involved, because he is the World's Greatest Humanitarian.

7. Complete the transformation into a centaur, and shit some extra votes out of his ample horse's ass.

8. Get Jared to read some books on it, and Sort It All Out. Promise Ivanka she really is his favorite, to make sure Jared puts it at the top of his to-do list.

9. Issue an Executive Order withdrawing the Declaration of Independence, and make Queen Elizabeth an offer for the Colonies. He's sure he can knock her down to a few million. He'll even throw in a couple of golf courses.

10. Remember to put 'hereby' in all of the above proclamations, because Admiralty Law says that means no one can disagree.

[fleur-de-lisa]

10. 9 and 10!!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!