Goodbye Ivanka.....

[pbmus]

Link to tweet

[FM123]

1. You are fated to live out your years as an aging, corrupt, villainous Barbie

paying the price for what you did - wearing metal bracelets & and an orange jumpsuit in PRISON.

[jmowreader]

13. The orange jumpsuit is a presentencing uniform

Once Ivanka gets transferred to federal prison, the uniform is khaki pants and a khaki work shirt.

[handmade34]

2. oh no

that is a partisan statement... "illegal votes" is definitely a partisan talking point

[Enterstageleft]

3. Classified ad from Alaska

Caribou Barbie needs a room-mate, preferably blond, (dumber than I am) and despised more than I am.
Call 1-800-get-lost.
Can move in January 21st, 2021.

[NCjack]

18. The generous winter terms are

1. you can get half your room and half your board for free, OR
2. you can pay your room and get your whole board for free.

Respond fast -- this deal wont last!

[spanone]

4. As if she cares about the foundation of our democracy....Bwahahahahahahahaaa

[2naSalit]

5. Her sentiment in her tweet is as genuine as...

Her boobs.

[calimary]

32. And her teeth.

[SergeStorms]

6. She copied Moscow Mitch's statement.

Alright, she paraphrased it: "Here's how this must work in our great country: Every legal vote should be counted. Any illegally-submitted ballots must not. All sides must get to observe the process. And the courts are here to apply the laws & resolve disputes. That's how Americans' votes decide the result."

They're all using the same GOP playbook. Big surprise there. There's not an original thought in the lot.

[smirkymonkey]

14. "Illegally-submitted ballots" Votes for Biden.

She is such a corrupt, mindless bimbo. That entire family is repulsive beyond belief.

[Beachnutt]

7. Ivan kat rump

[dchill]

34. Spay sing.

[leftyladyfrommo]

8. She is just nauseating. nt

[Delarage]

9. She can architect a new life

For herself. Maybe harder with Daddy in jail, but she's a bootstrapped....NOT

[central scrutinizer]

10. She'll be fine

She and Jared made millions grifting

[usaf-vet]

30. If justice prevails WE will go after it and claw all ill gotten gains back.

[W_HAMILTON]

11. Vicious -- damn!

[Hekate]

12. The man has a pen dipped in acid

[Bayard]

15. Free and fair elections

Just like in 2016.

Either our election security got a lot better, or Putin washed the trump off his hands.

[Blue Owl]

16. From here on out she'll be groped by a loser

[Mr. Sparkle]

17. Harsh, but Fair!

[LiberalLovinLug]

19. Did I do good Daddy?

[calimary]

33. OUCH!!!

[Eyeball_Kid]

36. Ah!

[Lonestarblue]

20. Ivanka Bimbo Barbie and Jared can move to Saudi Arabia and hobnob with murderer MBS.

I’m sure Kushner Inc. has sold all manner of US security details to the Saudis in return for real estate developments. Trump has skipped most of his intelligence briefings; Kushner has not.

[zentrum]

21. Remember how she used to stomp

….around in her high heels in Europe during International financial meetings? They were all secretly appalled by her then.

Today they are all laughing at her.

[OhNo-Really]

22. Free Audio book on LIBBY- Kushner Inc. Vanky is the balls of Trump Org

[melman]

23. "you will be loved by the people you disdain"?

wtf does this even mean? I'm guessing the people she disdains will not lover her. Why the F would they?

Schmidt tries so hard to be a wordsmith but he fails every time. He's an incoherent boob.

[SMC22307]

26. I think he's referring to the Trumpanzees who think Nepotism Barbie is some sort of a goddess.

The ones who chant "Ivanka 2024!" at rallies. The ones she would step over if they were lying broken and bleeding in the street...

[live love laugh]

24. Where's my middle finger emoji?

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[LudwigPastorius]

25. "Don't cry for me in the Red States..."

"The truth is I never liked you

Got to the White House
With Dad's assistance

When he's on tri-al...
From him I'll distance"

[SMC22307]

27. Well done! (n/t)

[Hermit-The-Prog]

38. Does the company warrantee that face against manufacturing defects?

[LudwigPastorius]

39. !

[argyl]

28. She's about due to have that ratchet tightened facelift again.

Not to mention her Botox plumping. And her once gravity defying mammaries are in need of yet another tune up.
Her once perfectly aquiline bird like nose is starting to flesh out to its normal shape again.

Don't believe these services will be provided in any state or federal lockup.
Bye,bye Miss American Nazi Barbie. You'll just have to age like the other inmates in your lockup.

[johnp3907]

29. Things you can't have.

[usaf-vet]

31. Hopefully they will all at least lose their ex-president SS protection teams and other bennies......

..... and have to survive in the world like the rest of us.

[Aussie105]

35. Barbie keeps it simple . . .

Any vote for Daddy is legitimate, any vote for Biden is not.

And the Deplorables BELIEVE, because that is all they have left.

Quick, somebody. Throw a bucket of water on her, see if she melts!

[OLDMDDEM]

40. Imo

She does not stand up to Barbie.

[D23MIURG23]

37. True - illegal votes shouldn't be counted.

But illegal votes are identified by evidence of wrongdoing, not by the presidential candidate they supported, or whether the postal system was used to deliver the ballot.


Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, Ivanka.