Time to sell off Aqua-Velva stocks!! (ETA:make that Vitalis; you can keep the Aqua-Velva stocks)

[diva77]

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[NBachers]

1. Aqua Velvets- Guitar Noir

[diva77]

9. This is great!!

[Maxheader]

23. Very nice.

Kinda like "The Ventures" band....60s?

Kick ass guitar.....

[Progressive Jones]

2. LMAO !!! nt

[BeyondGeography]

3. There's something about an Aqua-Velva stock

[herding cats]

5. I'm going to need tad more.

Whose their parent company, and why? Just for starters. Then, what the hell are they and what took place?

[diva77]

14. explanation here

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214484924#post13

[Cirque du So-What]

6. I have long maintained

that the funniest jokes are those requiring explanation.

Said no one ever.

[diva77]

7. Did someone tell a joke?

[Cirque du So-What]

8. Apparently not

[Cirque du So-What]

19. You tried. Poorly.

Aqua Velva is a cheap aftershave lotion. Vitalis is the greasy kid stuff in which rump marinates that muskrat pelt atop his head. Your joke may have had a fighting chance of survival if you’d referred to the correct product and provided the vaguest frame of reference. Glad I could help.

[diva77]

26. Well, I heard it in an interview at some point and couldn't find a link - I myself do not

use any of those products. I mistakenly assumed that the interviewee had named the correct product. I promise to never mix up aquavelva with vitalis ever again.

[tblue37]

11. I assume the OP refers to the Trump boys' greaser hair.

[Cirque du So-What]

20. Yep. That's my guess too.

It woulda made a lot more sense if it referenced Vitalis (aka greasy kid stuff) instead of Aqua Velva, a cheap aftershave.

[left-of-center2012]

10. Why ?

Is this a 'funny' ?

[diva77]

13. sorry for the lack of info in my OP -- I recall hearing an interview (which I cannot find)

which described how dump uses excessive amounts of aqua velva to create his signature 'doo'

[cwydro]

18. I thought it was an aftershave, not a hair product.

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Didn’t even know it was still around.

[Cirque du So-What]

21. Vitalis. Shoulda said Vitalis.

AKA ‘greasy kid stuff.’

[SaintLouisBlues]

22. My favorite Sopranos line: Uncle Junior, complaining about his legal problems, says:

The FBI is so far up my ass I can taste Vitalis.

Ooops. I was wrong. He could taste the brylcreem.

[Cirque du So-What]

24. Brylcreem used the 'greasy kid stuff' line in their ads to diss Vitalis

Whoever told men that oily hair was attractive was surely just messing with them.

[cwydro]

25. Like you said, lots of explaining about this "joke" lol.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

16. Maybe that's what Junior drinks to help boost his coke buzz.

He's probably been stealing from the old man's stash for years.

Some people say......


KY..............

[diva77]

17. If he's drinking it, it worked its way to his scalp for sure.