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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTime to sell off Aqua-Velva stocks!! (ETA:make that Vitalis; you can keep the Aqua-Velva stocks)
Last edited Sat Nov 7, 2020, 03:56 PM - Edit history (1)
NBachers
(17,110 posts)diva77
(7,642 posts)Response to NBachers (Reply #1)
Raine This message was self-deleted by its author.
Maxheader
(4,373 posts)Kinda like "The Ventures" band....60s?
Kick ass guitar.....
Progressive Jones
(6,011 posts)BeyondGeography
(39,374 posts)Response to diva77 (Original post)
Chin music This message was self-deleted by its author.
herding cats
(19,564 posts)Whose their parent company, and why? Just for starters. Then, what the hell are they and what took place?
diva77
(7,642 posts)Cirque du So-What
(25,938 posts)that the funniest jokes are those requiring explanation.
Said no one ever.
diva77
(7,642 posts)Cirque du So-What
(25,938 posts)Response to Cirque du So-What (Reply #8)
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Cirque du So-What
(25,938 posts)Aqua Velva is a cheap aftershave lotion. Vitalis is the greasy kid stuff in which rump marinates that muskrat pelt atop his head. Your joke may have had a fighting chance of survival if youd referred to the correct product and provided the vaguest frame of reference. Glad I could help.
diva77
(7,642 posts)use any of those products. I mistakenly assumed that the interviewee had named the correct product. I promise to never mix up aquavelva with vitalis ever again.
tblue37
(65,357 posts)Cirque du So-What
(25,938 posts)It woulda made a lot more sense if it referenced Vitalis (aka greasy kid stuff) instead of Aqua Velva, a cheap aftershave.
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Is this a 'funny' ?
diva77
(7,642 posts)which described how dump uses excessive amounts of aqua velva to create his signature 'doo'
cwydro
(51,308 posts)Last edited Sat Nov 7, 2020, 09:24 AM - Edit history (1)
Didnt even know it was still around.
Cirque du So-What
(25,938 posts)AKA greasy kid stuff.
SaintLouisBlues
(1,244 posts)The FBI is so far up my ass I can taste Vitalis.
Ooops. I was wrong. He could taste the brylcreem.
Cirque du So-What
(25,938 posts)Whoever told men that oily hair was attractive was surely just messing with them.
cwydro
(51,308 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,491 posts)He's probably been stealing from the old man's stash for years.
Some people say......
KY..............