Trumps last tweet (1 hour ago): I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

[treestar]

1. lol

thank you for that collection of laughers!

[onetexan]

15. our team has the last laugh!

[XanaDUer2]

2. Sure, Jan

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[tblue37]

3. And I had the biggest inauguration crowd in history--by a lot.

And the greatest economy ever, and the greatest jobs growth, and, and. . . .

[Lock him up.]

42. "And the GREATEST Presidency the likes of which nobody has ever seen before!

Mount Rushmore deserving!" - Said the worst-ever cRiminal moRon the likes of which the world has ever seen before from his State-prison cell where he's been locked up for the next 451 years.

LOCK.HIM.UP

[Baked Potato]

4. Thanks! Lol

[yaesu]

5. And he has his mob lawyer make his fraud speech outside a fertilizer store. nt

[KS Toronado]

7. Can't see fertilizer growing lies any bigger.

[Dem2theMax]

6. This post is wonderful!

That's how we all feel today! We can laugh!
We can smile! We did it!

[warmfeet]

8. Of course, if you tweet it in all caps, it must be true.

Orange dipshit has no connection to reality.

What a humiliation for repukes.

[MyOwnPeace]

35. "What a humiliation for repukes."

And even now I'm thinking that there are too many that don't even realize or acknowledge how much they've screwed us over and certainly not aware of how big of a loss this is for them.

[Catherine Vincent]

9. By a lot?

He sounds like a toddler.

[MyOwnPeace]

36. Straight out of his "Speech Manual!"

When HASN'T he sounded like someone running for 7th Grade President??

[TexasBushwhacker]

47. In all CAPS, after an unnecessary comma n/t

[Illumination]

10. Love it! Love it! Love it!...YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[1plus1equals1]

11. This is the DU post of the day!

[iluvtennis]

12. Love it! nt

[hibbing]

13. Sir, this is a Burger King drive thru

[Ilsa]

20. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

If it had been a KFC he would have noticed!

[forgotmylogin]

14. I love that we have a VP who can rock sneakers, jeans, a t-shirt and a blazer! n/t

[lpbk2713]

16. "He said what?"

[aggiesal]

17. Of course you did, when you only count half the ballots ...

but when you count the other half, your a$$ got beat by 4.2M votes
and by at least 50 EV's.

Now if Biden should get 306 EV's, that's the same amount you received
in 2016, and you claimed a mandate. Will you do the same for Biden?

Probably not.

[LudwigPastorius]

18. No tweets since every major news outlet called the race for Joe & Kamala.

Trump is either 1) apoplectic and immobile with rage

2) catatonic and whimpering in a fetal position

3) heavily sedated after a full psychotic break

[machoneman]

19. Dead? Maybe dead? Gosh, if it were only true.........

[LudwigPastorius]

24. I want him alive, so...

that he can see President Biden hang the official portrait of President Obama in the Grand Foyer of the White House.

[CoryTrevor]

22. "...in seclusion in the west wing."

[Ilsa]

23. Maybe someone stole the phone card out of his iphone.

He keeps banging away on it, but can't figure out why his tweets won't post.

[sop]

30. Hey Trump: go fuck yourself, you lying, despicable POS.

Congratulations, Joe and Kamala!

[jmowreader]

32. or 4)

4) In mourning since Ivanka took a sledge hammer to his phone.

[LudwigPastorius]

33. Possible, but...

she probably had "the help" do it. She wouldn't want to break a nail or anything.

[jmowreader]

45. I know...the $10 it costs to get a nail fixed would put her in the poor house

[aggiesal]

43. There is this ...

[LudwigPastorius]

44. Classic!

[machoneman]

21. Hey, listen closely. Hear that stampede a buildin'? It's the WH staff scampering....

...out the door! Love it!

[AnotherMother4Peace]

25. My brother called & we both laughed hard - it was a fun moment.

[SPDem]

26. This is great.

So happy today.

[Brainfodder]

27. I guess the kids have been lying to him!

So many lies during these 3.75 years that someone should write a book refuting each and everyone one of them, but in easily understood language for 10+ year olds?



All of this is part of a deep grift to try to weasel out of this without going to a normal prison?

[Dukkha]

28. Like ALL of his tweets...

[SergeStorms]

29. What an insecure, ungracious little man.

Grow the fuck up, you insipid baby.

[smirkymonkey]

46. +1000

Thank YOU!

[Tanuki]

31. ...

Link to tweet

[Fritz Walter]

34. Wait! What?

Where’s the obligatory “FAKE NEWS” rant? Is he slipping (due to too much Adderall)?

Or, is he reserving that for Faux Gnus, now that they’re reading the handwriting on the wall?

[gldstwmn]

37. You just lost Nevada.

Arizona and Georgia will be next.

[demmiblue]

38. I just got home to see your response... woot!

[NurseJackie]

39. These are fantastic!!

Love it sooo much!

[Botany]

40. Really?

[JohnnyRingo]

41. he was probably losing his golf game too.

Sank the last putt and declared "I won I won!!".

[Permanut]

48. Delightful post, demmiblue. n/t