Patton Oswalt: Where is Four Seasons Total Landscaping?

[Initech]

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You can't make this shit up!

[dalton99a]

1. Rudy loves the location

[Dagstead Bumwood]

9. They almost had him at "viewing booths,"

but "cousins get in free" sealed the deal.

[targetpractice]

2. I feel bad for the guys leaving the bookstore...

... to stumble into a press pool.

[NCDem47]

3. Sooooooo. 11:30 came and went.

Serioulsy, what became of this circus? I mean, who cares of course. But it was such buffoonery I just want to pile on with mockery.

[Initech]

11. I can't wait until he's opening up for puppet shows!

[Mersky]

4. There will be lawn order

Is my fave reply down in that thread.

[lame54]

5. Dun-Dun

[Mersky]

8. Donnnne...

Astroturf, urns, and sex toys is where he’s headed today? ... Seriously, this is an actual place in Philly. Really cannot make this up, y’all.

🥜

[BusyBeingBest]

6. Love Patton Oswalt!

[Liberal In Texas]

7. Clever guy that Patton Oswalt.

A tawdry tacky venue which is emblematic of the Deadbeat Donnie administration.

[crickets]

10. The unintentional symbolism could not be more emblematic.

Good callout, Patton Oswalt. Well done! 😄

[7wo7rees]

12. I hereby claim your lawn.