Say one unsnarky nice thing about trump in this thread

[superpatriotman]

I'll start:

I think he believes that war is the ultimate human failure.

That's all I got.

[catbyte]

1. He's gonna be gone in 73 days. That's all I got, sorry.

[mercuryblues]

2. He'll die someday and rot in the ground like the rest of us?

[superpatriotman]

9. You skipped the unsnarky part

that's okay, you are forgiven for today

[wryter2000]

3. He ruined

Jeff Sessions
Rudy Giuliani
Bill Barr

He also killed the presidential aspirations of:
Chris Christie
Scott Walker
Marco Rubio

[superpatriotman]

15. yes!

Staying within the spirit of the OP

[leftofthestorm]

4. He has good hair

[FoxNewsSucks]

19. And it only cost him $70,000 to get that good hair

[a kennedy]

36. 🤣 you ARE kidding right???

Good hair??? 🤣 ooops, sorry this is supposed to be a sorta positive right, sorry.

[leftofthestorm]

41. :)

[AngryOldDem]

64. Read Michael Cohen's description of how he attains that studly look.

Apparently, Trump had a bad experience with hair plugs that scarred his scalp. The machinations he has to go through are hilarious — brush it this way, then that, then back, off to the side...

Oh, and he uses Tresemme Tres Two hair spray. The one and only thing he and I have in common.

[logosoco]

93. I don't see it as "good hair"

but he does have something that makes him able to go out and about with that hair.Some sort of guts? People spend lots of time and money for "decent" hair and it would be nice if we could all just go about and be happy with what we've got.

That was the nicest thing i could ever come up with about trump.

[Roland99]

5. uhh....yeah....i got nothing

[JHB]

6. Trick question. Anything nice is inherently snarky.

[ProfessorGAC]

7. Does He Believe It, Though?

Or is it just something he says to pretend he's profound?
I have no doubt he would have started a war if he believed it improved his election odds.

[Saboburns]

8. Someday, soon, he'll be dead.

Best I got.

[LeftishBrit]

10. He didn't start a war, and he's leaving

[lame54]

20. He tried

[LeftishBrit]

24. He left before he could succeed. Fortunately.

[hlthe2b]

11. Good heavens, that's awfully "deep" for Trump, don't you think?

Sorry, but I'm a bit more down-to-earth.

I think he has convinced himself that he is not consciously racist.

That's all I got (and he IS)

[Aristus]

12. ...

...

...I got nothing. I'm sorry...

[Sneederbunk]

13. Best liar and cheat ever.

[FoxNewsSucks]

14. I can't think of anything.

So I'll just say that I'm afraid your nice thing is far too deep of a thought for MF45. And in any case, that would go right out the window if war lined his pocket somehow.

[LeftInTX]

16. He named his daughter after Tiffany's in NYC

[SoonerPride]

17. No.

[mwooldri]

18. He's particularly good at fooling some of the people all of the time.

Fortunately he's not good at fooling all of the people all of the time.

He's also a pretty good pitchman. Had he not ran for president he could have had a career in infomercials

[Retrograde]

34. Good One!

Running for president was his biggest mistake - as long as he was an outwardly-seeming successful businessman with a "reality" television show he could get away with evading the law because most people didn't really care. Getting elected put the spotlight on him but not in the way he wanted: people saw that the emperor really didn't have any clothes. Moreover, they started looking at his background and found things Trump didn't want to be found. Now he'll go down as a colossal failure, the worst president in US history, and the laughingstock of the rest of the world.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

21. His administration convinced me to...

... never miss an election ever again, no matter how small.

[superpatriotman]

30. so he's re invigorated civic responsibility

just like W rekindled my interest in reading

that's something nice

[JCMach1]

22. To quote my then 5yo. In 2016: ' He has nice peach hair'

[Stuart G]

23. Trump makes Herbert Hoover look great!!!

[W_HAMILTON]

25. Absolutely I will not.

[Spazito]

26. Why? He doesn't deserve any niceties...

now or ever, imo.

[ret5hd]

27. Hair looks great today!

Dammit...I tried. I really did.

[NNadir]

28. He can develop a first hand sense of the need for prison reform. n/t.

[Boogiemack]

29. OK

One unsnarky nice thing about trump.

[cbdo2007]

31. He is actually a genius at brand marketing.

It pains me to say anything nice and most cult leaders are great at this but you can't deny his ability to get so many people to blindly follow him and send him their life savings.

[superpatriotman]

67. 70 million people

voted for him this year

[cbdo2007]

94. That is a fuck ton of brand recognition.

And 50% of the total reachable market. Very few companies in the world reach that level of exposure and market share.

[mvd]

32. I really don't have anything nice to say

If he had conceded, he’d have that. But it will be a while, if ever.

[milestogo]

33. He's made a lot of other narcissists look not so bad.

[Poiuyt]

35. I've tried in the past, but I just find anything positive to say about him

I think he's the only person for whom I can't find a single positive thing to say (without being snarky).

[Efilroft Sul]

37. His second wife is still hot.

[peggysue2]

38. NO! I have nothing nice to say about Trump

So like Thumper, I won't say anything at all.

You can't make me.

[Clearly fogged in]

39. He trained the weak to wear identifying apparel

and dress using guidelines similar to the DPRK's allowable hairstyles.

[tblue37]

40. He will soon be out of the White House. That is good.

[Swede]

42. He's ruined spray tanning for generations.

A lot of people are saying...

[a kennedy]

43. Nope, I can't think of one thing.

and I won’t say here that he is one huge orange _ _ _.

[NNadir]

44. "He saved me from the...

...dregs of history."

- James Buchanan, 15th US President, marble box, Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

[Newest Reality]

45. I think...

His face paint was often the right shade of orange.

[Retrograde]

46. No, sorry, can't think of anything

and I can even say something nice about GWB, whom I loathed as president. Come to think of it, I can find something half-way good to say about every other president, even the not-so-great ones, but not the Orange One.

[LiberalLoner]

47. He is fairly tall.

[Dagstead Bumwood]

48. Unlike a lot of people in this country

he doesn't spend an inordinate amount of time purchasing, swilling and discussing/joking about all the alcohol he consumes. That's refreshing.

[MountCleaners]

49. He sucked

He sucked. Spectacularly. He was a huge embarrassment to the Republican Party. That's the best thing I can say about him. Thankfully, his presidency was brief, and we have all learned our lesson. Let's get to work taking on the nasties in the GOP, turning the Senate, picking up some Governors and getting more House seats. It's a reminder to not let our guards down.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

50. Why?

He's a pathetic POTUS who's never even read the Constitution, incites violence, pressures the AG to prosecute his opponents, praises Nazis, cuddles up to dictators, tweets juvenile nonsense, whines, shirks responsibility, and spends most of his time watching propaganda tv, playing golf, and holding egomaniacal super spreader rallies. Good riddance!

[MoonRiver]

51. It's kind of sad how fat and ugly he is.

[Maeve]

52. He's shown us the true character of many, many people---so now we know!

[BusyBeingBest]

53. He and I both like hamberders.

[CatMor]

54. He was the second most obese President...

he outdid 43 other presidents.

[unitedwethrive]

55. He does a good job of not getting make-up in his eyes.

[AngryOldDem]

56. He wears orange spray tan really well.

[Progressive Jones]

57. He has a semi-attractive wife. nt

[SamKnause]

58. He is the best liar on the planet.

He has told more lies in the past 5 years then any human that has ever lived.

[Beringia]

59. He was a cute baby so I hear

[Brainfodder]

60. Not possible, for me.

[Coventina]

61. Fuck that shit. n/t

[MizLibby]

62. He alone started a cottage industry

face masks for covid

[Dukkha]

63. He stimulated the wedding and divorce economies.

As well as helping porn stars out.

[TooManyDucks]

65. He can reliably sink a putt that is half the length of his penis.

[LSFL]

66. Ok. I will try.

He doesn't watch enough porn to find someone hotter than Stormy.

[melman]

68. His hands are not overly large

[mia]

69. He fired himself.

For all the world to see.

[Different Drummer]

70. He was the inspiration for a lot of comedy on this board. n/t

[bigtree]

71. no

...zero redeemable.

This op is sad.

[fleur-de-lisa]

72. Fuck that shit. I'm dancing on his grave!

[NameAlreadyTaken]

73. His health care plan was fabulous.

[BlueLucy]

74. He doesn't have a twin. nt

[KG]

75. he would never wear brown shoes with a blue suit

[Blasphemer]

76. I enjoyed "The Apprentice." He should have stayed a reality TV star. nt

[Niagara]

77. Because of tRump and his supporters.

I now know what friends and family members to avoid for the rest of my days.

[Codeine]

78. Honestly? He has a cool-ass signature.

That is all.

[meadowlander]

79. If he was smarter, he could have done some permanent damage.

That's the best I can do.

[Dr. Skull]

80. I Can't.

He ruined the the USFL first before he ruined the USA.

[ExciteBike66]

81. He was a job creator:

his clothing line created many jobs in Vietnam and China!

[meadowlander]

84. A lot of lawyers made a lot of money in the last four years.

[jcgoldie]

82. FUCK TRUMP!

I tried.

[coti]

83. He reminded us of our most fundamental values and showed us the cracks we need to fill in

to strengthen our democracy.

[superpatriotman]

88. Thank you!

Spirit of the OP award for you!

Sometimes you need a heavy rain to find the leaks.

He has exposed the weak spots in our republic and now we need to fix them.

[ornotna]

85. He didn't grab my pussy

I'm done

[GoCubsGo]

86. I've got nothing.

Sorry.

[SidDithers]

87. Why the fuck would you post this thread today?...

there's absolutely nothing that we need less than efforts to normalize or rehabilitate Trump.

Fuck him.

JFC.

Sid

[Chellee]

89. He exposed a lot of flaws in our system.

All the things that we thought were laws that turned out to be merely "norms." Now that we know where the deficiencies are, and how badly a nefarious person could exploit them, we can go about fixing them.

[LowerManhattanite]

90. He's brought the kitten heel back as a style?

[ismnotwasm]

91. Trump administration did this:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/health/trump-signs-executive-order-revamping-kidney-care-organ-transplantation/2019/07/10/c8b1daa6-a33e-11e9-b732-41a79c2551bf_story.html%3foutputType=amp


Interesting when you consider kidney disease has a form of “Medicare for all” once it’s diagnosed. The original thought of dialysis when it became widely available was that patients would be able to do it at home. That didn’t pan out probably because of co-morbidities as well as socio-economic status and kidney centers sprung up all over the USA

[Totally Tunsie]

92. He brought out the biggest Democratic vote EVAH!

Beyond that, I got nothin'.

[lastlib]

95. He would make a good president for the Liars' Club.....

He would make GREAT shark-bait!
Certain worms would find his carcass delicious! (can't wait to try that one out!)