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WASHINGTONFollowing Donald Trumps defeat in the 2020 presidential election, a crying Eric Trump reportedly asked his father Friday if they were poor now.
Daddy, Im scared. Are we all out of money now that youre not president no more? asked Eric, 36, wiping away tears and snot from his face as he struggled to shatter his Minecraft piggy bank.
I have six paper money and a whole handful of these metal circles, hopefully that can help. Do me and Don Jr. have go get jobs now? I dont want to be poor and smelly, but I dont even know how to work. Being rich was the best ever and I dont want it to stop.
At press time, a famished Eric Trump was sobbing while attempting to cut a leather shoe with a knife and fork.
https://www.theonion.com/crying-eric-trump-asks-father-if-they-poor-now-1845595787/amp?__twitter_impression=true
Thank you Onion for keeping my sanity over this four year nightmare.
dawg day
(7,947 posts)daddy?"
The grifter spawn are of no use to him now.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)malaise
(269,302 posts)but it's worst than poor - he should have asked - are we going to prison with you daddy?