Imagine what it must be like to be in the same room with trump*, tonight

[Siwsan]

[Marie Marie]

1. Duck - incoming...

[icwlmuscyia]

2. He has probably shit himself a couple of times

so I would say stinky

[Catcar]

3. Not easy being in room with trump under the best of circumstances.

[Me.]

4. I Don't Think Anyone Is

[Silent3]

5. I wonder how many Big Macs have been hurled against the walls inside the White House? n/t

[Celerity]

18. ...

[Windy City Charlie]

6. I can only imagine

I can only imagine the number of eyerolls people around him are doing behind his back, which each and every crazy thought that comes out of his mouth.

[milestogo]

7. He has his adoring wife to comfort him.

[mnhtnbb]

29. She's probably at an unknown location.

[Brother Buzz]

32. I understand she shot up to New York to change the locks in the Trump Tower

[SammyWinstonJack]

8. Can't.

[bullimiami]

9. anyone who is there bought that meal, they can enjoy it.

[soothsayer]

10. He's probably taken a pill and gone to bed. 3 a.m. the rage tweets might return

I’m sure he wanted to sleep through Joe’s and Kamala’s big moment.

[Talitha]

11. Hopefully they darted him through the keyhole.

[Siwsan]

12. Now THAT'S something to visualize!

[magicarpet]

13. Shoot him with a tranquilizer dart like he was a hippo or a wild boar.

[smirkymonkey]

14. Hell.

[trueblue2007]

20. HE IS BARFING OUT HIS GUTS.......

[Xolodno]

15. I'm thinking of the scene from Downfall...

...the foreign film. Which is a good movie by the way.

[Tribetime]

16. OMG I just posted the same thing on a response

GMTA

[JanMichael]

17. Unless he wanted a beat down he'd stay away from me.

Go ahead call a AAA (Aging Program) for an elder abuse claim. I could give a fuck.

[Siwsan]

21. I'd slip some laxatives into his Big Mac, and then lock him in the bathroom.

Then I'd put on some LOUD music, and dance the night away.

[PatSeg]

19. Who???

Name sounds familiar, but can't quite place it.

[Siwsan]

23. Crazy, orange, cartoonish looking guy with roadkill pasted on top of his head.

Always seems to think he's playing an accordion. Sniffs a lot, too.

[PatSeg]

25. Oh, oh yeah

Didn't he used to be on TV or something?

[Siwsan]

27. Loony Tunes, maybe?

[PatSeg]

28. Okay, that's must be where I've seen him!

[llmart]

22. I was thinking about the poor sucker who drew the short straw...

and had to tell him the election had been called for Biden.

I told my son that someone probably got the nearest zookeeper to bring the tranquilizer gun they use on hippos and have it ready.

[Siwsan]

24. Ah, but are we sure they've actually told him.

[llmart]

31. LOL

Maybe he's still wondering why all those people were giving him the finger and dancing in the streets on his return to DC. Or he's narcissistic enough to think the fingers meant he was number 1 and they were dancing because of him.

Yeah, he's that dense.

[PatSeg]

26. I think it was done over phone

so at least whoever it told him wasn't within striking distance.

[llmart]

30. You don't know that.

He could have had a golf club in his hand! Hopefully, the people around him were forewarned.