OMG! "Four Seasons Landscaping" WAS the location...

[brooklynite]

New York Times

Rudolph W. Giuliani, the president’s personal lawyer, was standing in the parking lot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping in far northeast Philadelphia, as close to a Trump enclave as a decidedly Democratic city gets, highlighting alleged examples of voter fraud when the networks called the presidential race for Joseph R. Biden Jr.

The surroundings were humble for such a seminal moment — a podium set up in front of a closed garage door decorated with a campaign poster — especially after a presidential tweet in the morning had advertised something that sounded a lot more upscale.

“Lawyers News Conference Four Seasons, Philadelphia. 11:00 a.m.,” President Trump tweeted Saturday morning, before issuing a corrective and explaining that he did not mean the luxury downtown hotel near the city’s convention center and was referring instead to a business called Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

The correction quickly met with derision and glee among many blue-checkmark Twitter users, who assumed the campaign had accidentally booked the wrong venue. The landscaping business, after all, was situated near a porn shop, Fantasy Island Adult Bookstore, and a crematorium.

[Renew Deal]

1. I thought it was a parody account when I first saw it.

Or maybe he got hacked. It's ridiculous.

[bullimiami]

2. I guess whoever replaced Brad Parscale was even stupider.

[malaise]

26. The bridge blocker

[catbyte]

3. I'd hate to see their Yelp reviews in the morning.

[OAITW r.2.0]

4. Did Borat direct this?

Could be material for Cohen's next movie.

[dalton99a]

6. +1

[Srkdqltr]

5. This made absolutely no sense whatsoever. But then Giuiani.

[brooklynite]

12. It's simple you see....

The Trump ballots were being burned in the crematorium across the street. Try to keep up...

[TexasProgresive]

7. Gouliani had to make a quick stop at Fanasy Island, doncha know - wink wink

[LeftInTX]

8. Rudy probably has mob connections to the place

It looked really sketchy

[Blue_true]

20. Pretty convenient too.

No having to carry dead mobsters in a car trunk to bury them in a place that may one day become a strip mall. Invite them to watch porn, whack them just as they are reaching their happy ending, take them to the landscape shop for a few quick words and lay some flower on them, then off to burn them to ashes, that conveniently get spread around Philly, and most importantly, won’t mess up the hitman’s or hitwoman’s car.

[Kali]

9. !

[NoRoadUntravelled]

10. A podium in front of a garage door near a porn shop and a crematorium.

Looks like Trump's campaign finally hit bottom. It's a fitting end to America's nightmare.

[Ohiya]

11. The hotel demanded cash in advance, the landscapers took a check that will probably bounce.

Yes, I just made that up!

[lapucelle]

13. And it was there (while on stage) that Guiliani got the news that the election was called for Biden.

[dhill926]

14. Borowitz throws up his hands and says...

"I quit..."

[bullwinkle428]

21. OMG. Please read my completely independent post on the same subject...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=14499475

[dhill926]

22. haha...yep...

[3catwoman3]

15. This ranks right up there with the fly...

...on Pence’s hair.

[DanTex]

16. Yup. Actually, it's "Four Seasons *Total* Landscaping". LOL

Rudy raving like a lunatic in a random run-down parking lot is just perfect.

[AngryOldDem]

17. Was that really the best they could do?

Couldn’t even afford a conference room at the Holiday Inn?

Gawd...that so sums up the Trump organization.

Sad. NOT!

[Mr Gerrity]

18. Poetic

Truly the most poetic last gasp of the Trump presidency ends with Rudy's conspiracies' in an industrial parking lot, flanked by a dildo store, and a crematorium. The final season writers would have been fired for such a contrived ending.

[brush]

25. Typical of the ineptness of this administration. So typical.

[occupant]

19. Who writ this down

Four Seasons ! Ah, how appropos.Shit piling up next to other shit, somehow it fits...

[yellowcanine]

23. "a porn shop, Fantasy Island Adult Bookstore, and a crematorium." Rudy must have felt right at home

[Nevilledog]

27. That location had you covered whether you were coming or going.

[A Brand New World]

29. OMG

[Hav]

24. I don't even know why Rudy does this

Does he need the money? He has to know how it looks and how he further ruins his reputation every day.
The whole event had this appearance of being something he did during the lunch break he took from working at the porn shop next door.

[chriscan64]

28. Rudy butt dialed the wrong neighborhood.

Oh the mad scramble it must have been when they checked their wallets and did not have the scratch to get a room at the Four Seasons.

"Quick, get a phone book and look for a cheap place called Four Seasons!"

"Rudy, what's a phone book?"

[Dave Starsky]

30. This is the kind of "PUPPET SHOW + Spinal Tap" moment...

That you would only expect to see in wacky comedy films.