Rudy holds press conference at Four Seasons.

[Kid Berwyn]

The landscapers next door to the famous adult bookstore and peep show.

Link to tweet

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-four-seasons-total-landscaping_n_5fa6e08bc5b6f21920dc14f7

So much winning.

[Newest Reality]

1. That...

That is truly a picture worth a thousand words!

Oh my! Hohohohehehe.

[Kid Berwyn]

16. Hysterical Optics

Remember when Dumpy came back from Walter Reed and ripped off his mask?

They staged two takes to make him happy.

[njhoneybadger]

2. Truth is stranger than fiction.

[Kid Berwyn]

17. Weirder the story, more lasting the memory.

Think of the Liberty Bell: How many today would remember its story without the crack?

[Under The Radar]

3. Does no one in their group have the presence of mind to say,

“What in the hell are we doing?”

[Kid Berwyn]

19. Pyramid Scheme of Yes Men.

The underlings all fear the wrath of the Boss and Sub-Bosses.

Glad they’re limited intellectually, too, though. As Gen. George S. Patton said to his staff:

“If everyone’s thinking alike, nobody’s doing any thinking.”

[MineralMan]

4. That sure doesn't look like the Four Seasons where I

met with my editors in NYC, somehow.

[Kid Berwyn]

20. Cachet is soooo important these days.

Then they held it in the back.

[Zambero]

5. A very fitting venue

With a longstanding reputation for moving and spreading large piles of dirt and fertilizer.

[dixiegrrrrl]

21. I wasn't surprised at all

After all, he always tells us he is the Lawn Order Pres.

[Kid Berwyn]

23. Absolutely! B.S. and cover-ups.

To paraphrase the guy in The Graduate: “One word: Semiotics.”

[Shermann]

6. No need to write a joke, that can only detract from this nt

[Shermann]

14. OK I can't help myself

Four Seasons Total Landscaping needs to be preserved as a national museum.

This is where the retraction of 2020's "declared victory" by the media will have all started. A grass roots movement of protests and social media and legal battles is going to result in the full restoration of Trump's status as victor. This historic upset will be more shocking than the Dewey / Truman debacle of the 1940's.

[Kid Berwyn]

25. FSTL garnered more coverage than Trump's Secret Chinese Bank Account.

Thank you, Shermann!

They deserve to placed on the National Registry of Historic Places.

Then there are the lessons even Ms DeVos wouldn’t call indoctrination:

“Today the lawn. Tomorrow the edging.”

“Rudy is a few plants short of a full flat.”

“When a President mows it, that means it’s not mossery.“

[Glorfindel]

7. "Dildo Madness on Sale Now at Fantasy Island"

https://www.facebook.com/FantasyIslandAdultBookstore/

You can't make this stuff up.

Dildo madness?

[Kid Berwyn]

26. Every week it's something new.

Inflatables, for instance, are a big seller.

[Hugin]

8. Exactly who is doing their scheduling?

Borat?

Seriously, I NEED some sort of explanation. Something. ANYTHING!

[Kid Berwyn]

27. That is a good question...

Corey Lewandowski is working on an answer. In the meantime, the press has dug up a new twist to this developing story...

Not that Four Seasons: how Trump event ended up next to sex shop and crematorium

US president mocked after news conference featuring Rudy Giuliani was held in landscaping firm car park instead of upscale hotel

Tribune News Service, Nov. 9, 2020

Excerpt...

In a Facebook post Sunday, the Four Seasons team described itself as a "family-owned small business run by lifelong Philadelphians" that would have "proudly hosted any presidential candidate’s campaign."

"We strongly believe in America and in democracy," the message read. It promised it would have merch ready to sell by Monday.

But even the company’s staff seemed somewhat perplexed by their moment in the national spotlight. Kevin Moran, a foreman at the firm, simply shrugged when asked about it while opening the gate to the business’s lot on Sunday.

He said that he believed the campaign had found the business on Google and was interested in it because it was a "secure location" set off from the street by a security fence.

As for the confusion with the hotel, Moran said, "everybody gets mixed up. There’s multiple Four Seasons. Four Seasons Hotel, there’s two Four Seasons Landscaping. We’re ‘Total,’ the other one, I think it’s just landscaping."

Continues...

https://tribunecontentagency.com/tns_articles/no-not-that-four-seasons-how-team-trumps-news-conference-ended-up-at-a-northeast-philly-landscaping-firm/

I’d like to see a Hallmark Made for TV movie on this. Jim Carey could do Corey proud.

[Hugin]

28. A guy named Moran works there...

Lo! The irony runs deep.

It's a shame Stanley Kubrick or Wes Craven are no longer with us... However, maybe Quentin Tarantino could take a crack at it or David Lynch if he hasn't lost his edge.

Ha! Jim Carey! There's cinema magic brewing here!

[dalton99a]

9. Kick

[CrispyQ]

13. OMG, this is rich!

[Freddie]

10. It's in the ONE neighborhood in Philly that's full of Trumpies

I’m sure that’s why.

[Hugin]

11. I guess we could get John King to verify that for us...

It might take a few days, but, we'd have an answer.

[Hav]

12. You just know that an intern screwed up

I would have loved to see the faces of Rudy and his gang when they showed expecting a nice conference room and then they were told it'd be in the backyard of some random shop.
I hope that those who recorded the event also zoomed out from time to time.

[Kid Berwyn]

15. "So THAT's where the stolen yard signs went!"

That moment must have been awesome.

I understand Trump himself tweeted the address to invitees.

[IADEMO2004]

18. I never clicked on Four Seasons posts thinking it was an Onion link. WRONG Only the best people.

Malarkey

[0rganism]

22. puppet show and Spinal Tap

not sure which is funnier

[Blue Owl]

24. Borat III: The Sequel

n/t