Stephen Miller will be looking for work. Any job suggestions for him?

[ElementaryPenguin]

I was thinking a line of work where he had LOTS OF DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE GENERAL PUBLIC!



Can you think of any good career moves for little Stephie?

[Sherman A1]

1. Clearing landmines

[soothsayer]

3. Finally he'd be useful

[ElementaryPenguin]

6. Oh, that's a good one!!

[soothsayer]

2. Either of those shops flanking Drumpf's Philly presser

[ElementaryPenguin]

14. Nice.

[ananda]

4. Hard labor dismantling immigrant camps and detention centers..

.. would work for me.

[2naSalit]

9. +1

[sinkingfeeling]

5. Tour guide at Auschwitz?

[ElementaryPenguin]

12. Bravo!

[Mz Pip]

7. Try Hobby Lobby n/t

[Binkie The Clown]

8. Here you go.

[ElementaryPenguin]

16. PURRRRFECT!!!!

[Rorey]

10. Testing rat traps - with his head NT

[ElementaryPenguin]

21. LOL! Clever dat!

[Sedona]

11. Reviewer for ICE accommodations on the border

He'll have to test every single cell he helped fill.

[ElementaryPenguin]

27. How fitting!

[stillcool]

13. mortician...just looks like it would suit him

or playing the part of Fredo in a Godfather movie

[ElementaryPenguin]

24. Real toss-up there, uh?

[stillcool]

64. I'm sure he could do both...

the mortician would be a full time deal, what with covid/ but the scene on the lake when Fredo gets tapped is so fitting.

[Rorey]

33. He already looks like he's a tester for embalming fluid NT

[mitch96]

15. Orderly at a COVID ward... nt

[BusyBeingBest]

17. Wish I had the photoshop skills to put a fry-station hat on his head.

[ElementaryPenguin]

29. Me too!

[Glorfindel]

18. Knacker man would be just right for him...

knack·er
/ˈnakər/

noun
1.
BRITISH
a person whose business is the disposal of dead or unwanted animals, especially those whose flesh is not fit for human consumption.

[PCIntern]

30. Thanks for giving me a new Word

[Glorfindel]

37. My pleasure.

I'm a big fan of words (sincerely, I am)!

[hurple]

19. I hope

He has to learn the phrase, "would you like fries with that?"

But, he won't. Some other @$$f#&! Republican will hire him.

Remember, out of all trump's inner circle he is really the only one without scandal other than his views on race... which is echoed by the majority of that party.

[COLGATE4]

20. Putting wheels on miscarriages

[ElementaryPenguin]

31. Bravo! Bravo!

[gopiscrap]

22. grave digger

[ElementaryPenguin]

34. Cemeteries might think he's toooo creepy looking for that!

[ret5hd]

23. That surly guy that helps you load sheetrock into...

the back of your pickup for minimum wage at any of the big box hardware stores. You know the guy...he doesn't know anything about anything sold in the store, so they just stick him out front to help people load stuff.

And yeah...I was that guy once. That's why I want someone like him to do it.

[flibbitygiblets]

25. That dildo store near Four Seasons Landscaping. Or the crematorium, either way.

[ElementaryPenguin]

38. Stephie has a couple excellent options there!

[Blue Owl]

26. Glue taster at the Elmer's factory

[ElementaryPenguin]

40. That's cruel - and therefore PURRRRRRRFECT!

[PCIntern]

28. Resident psychopath?

[ElementaryPenguin]

44. He's certainly well-equipped for that!

[3catwoman3]

32. Emptying out Porta Potties.

When our sons were young (they are now 28 and 30), I remember telling them that a reason to get a good education so you could get a good job was so you didn’t have to take a job cleaning out Porta Potties. One of them replied, in a horrified voice, “Somebody has to do that?”

“Oh, yes,” I said, “and you don’t want it to be you.”

[ElementaryPenguin]

36. Yes! And manually!

[scarletlib]

65. You beat me to it.

[Solly Mack]

35. Kitchen duty in prison

[ElementaryPenguin]

51. Where he can re-team with Drumpf!!

[Solly Mack]

53. He'll wash. Trump can dry.

[ElementaryPenguin]

58. LOL!

[Solly Mack]

54. He'll wash. Trump can dry.

[liberaltrucker]

39. Shoveling shit at a Texas feedlot

In the rain.

[ElementaryPenguin]

42. You're cruel!

But not as cruel as little Stephie!!

Excellent!!

[Under The Radar]

41. Trump not going to fire the Apprentice back up?

[ElementaryPenguin]

46. On Fox this time

[Under The Radar]

47. I think a joint venture reality show with Sara Palin

Could yield a few episodes

[ElementaryPenguin]

49. Hey - that'a awful - so it's got some real commercial potential!!

[randr]

43. He could deliver water along immigrant trails

[ElementaryPenguin]

45. I don't think he could stomach being that helpful!

Any more than Dump could!

[demtenjeep]

48. grave digger?

dog catcher

[ElementaryPenguin]

50. Only tracking pit bulls with rabies!!

[bdamomma]

52. Lock him up in those detention centers

among those children who he had zero tolerance for.

[peacefreak2.0]

55. Fatberg cleaner

for NYC.

[nuxvomica]

56. Carnival geek

[Wicked Blue]

57. Front desk clerk at a Covid-19 testing center

without PPU, of course

[hunter]

59. I hate the idea of him taking good jobs away from others.

We should put him in some crappy apartment and pay him to review television shows for a super-secret organization.

After some simple AI reads his racist gibberish and tells him he's doing a great job, those reviews would go directly to into the trash.

But he doesn't have to know that.

[GoCubsGo]

60. Whatever job the warden gives him is fine with me.

[SledDriver]

61. Manure taster

[hlthe2b]

62. Emptying out porta-potties

[LuvLoogie]

63. Yard guard at a Mexican prison

Awe shit. Someone forgot to put bullets in his pistola.

[whistler162]

66. Passenger pigeon counter in Alaska

and he can't return until he has counted 1000.