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BROKEN: Trump Complains - 'Too Much Voting'
Donald Trump Blames Loss on Too Many Votes Being Cast
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Verie Pist
Apparently, the current President believes that more votes than necessary were cast on November 3. An anonymous Trump staff member, speaking on background, told this reporter that Mr. Trump had this to say: "Too damned many people voted. That's the problem. The more votes the better Sleepy Joe does. If less people voted, I won in a landslide."
Trump is currently looking for ways to wind the clock back and prevent at least 5 million Americans, mainly in major metro areas, from voting. "I need some kind of time machine or something. We can send the military and block voting in places like Putrid Philadelphia, Goofy Georgia, Awful Arizona and like that. I saw a movie once where they went back in time. Does the Navy have something like that?" the President said.
He added, "I won this election, but there were just too many votes. I'm going to sue the Supreme Court to cancel a lot of votes. Yes, that's what I'll do."
by
Verie Pist
Apparently, the current President believes that more votes than necessary were cast on November 3. An anonymous Trump staff member, speaking on background, told this reporter that Mr. Trump had this to say: "Too damned many people voted. That's the problem. The more votes the better Sleepy Joe does. If less people voted, I won in a landslide."
Trump is currently looking for ways to wind the clock back and prevent at least 5 million Americans, mainly in major metro areas, from voting. "I need some kind of time machine or something. We can send the military and block voting in places like Putrid Philadelphia, Goofy Georgia, Awful Arizona and like that. I saw a movie once where they went back in time. Does the Navy have something like that?" the President said.
He added, "I won this election, but there were just too many votes. I'm going to sue the Supreme Court to cancel a lot of votes. Yes, that's what I'll do."
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