Everybody's Laughing At Trumps ...

[ItsjustMe]

[TexasBushwhacker]

1. The thing that stuns is that Rudy went through with it!

[Blue_true]

5. Rudy is 50 bricks short of a load. There was a time when he was only a couple short. nt

[SheltieLover]

7. Ikr!

Laughing so hard I have tears & it feels great!

Ty to OP!

[calimary]

23. It's stunning alright.

The more I think about your point here, the more it stuns.

What was HIS point? What on earth was he thinking?

[TexasBushwhacker]

25. Especially with the adult bookstore next door

and the crematorium across the street. I mean, in this day and age, they could have just sent out a message that it was cancelled. It makes me believe that he's drunk all the time, as Michael Cohen said. First there was Borat, now this?

[calimary]

32. Heck, if I got myself into the kind of situation he's in now, shackled to trump and probably

the go-to guy donald calls most, to try to get himself out of trouble, I'd probably be drinking a fair amount, too.

[Blue Owl]

2. Bwaaaaaaaah!

(points and laughs at tRump campaign)

[wcmagumba]

3. Scheduled by Borat no doubt....haaaaaa....

[FakeNoose]

4. So ... I'm a little confused ...

I thought the "fuck off and die" part was what Chump told us to do.

[SomedayKindaLove]

6. Why buy fertilizer inside the landscaping store

When they are shoveling it outside the store for free?

[Roc2020]

8. Sums up Trump's four yrs

Immorality corruption and death.

[dubyadiprecession]

9. A crematorium and a dildo store??

Even the backdrop to their joke of a campaign is a joke in and of itself!

[LearnedHand]

10. Fun trivia about Chris Brookmyre (original tweet)

He writes FANTASTIC Scottish noir novels. Definitely read his stuff. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Brookmyre

On edit: And they are funny!

[LymphocyteLover]

12. thanks! I will def check it out

I love Scottish genre writing

[LearnedHand]

14. Me too! eom

[iluvtennis]

11. Wow, you can't make this sh*t up. nt

[skypilot]

17. And with these idiots you don't have to.

*

[Brother Mythos]

18. Those are my thoughts exactly!

[Nitram]

13. OMG! Devastating!

[karin_sj]

15. Ha ha ha ha!!!

“And a pair of Trump’s most loyal surrogates made a defiant stand on the gravelly backside of a landscaping business in an industrial stretch of Northeast Philadelphia, near a crematorium and an adult-video store called Fantasy Island, along State Road, which leads — as being associated with Trump sometimes does — to a prison.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/four-seasons-total-landscaping-guiliani-trump-election/2020/11/08/3cf80056-2134-11eb-b532-05c751cd5dc2_story.html

[ailsagirl]

16. Priceless!!

[calimary]

19. Totally fitting!

[Ahpook]

20. What is going on with this?

It looks SO BAD!

[Joinfortmill]

21. Seems fitting.

[Wawannabe]

22. Hahahahaha hahahahaha!

Fuck off and die! Totally, we did!

Fuckers are FIRED, too!

[chriscan64]

24. Rudy got the nicest room at the Four Seasons

that the campaign could afford.

[lagomorph777]

26. LOLOLOLOL!

[BobTheSubgenius]

27. OK....that was funny!

I'm guessing it's true; it's not something I actually looked up.

[Kitchari]

28. LOL

Perfection

[OMGWTF]

29. There's a collision shop and a prison close by too. That Karma gal is hilarious.

This is the best story I have ever heard!

[OMGWTF]

30. The latest joke is Rudy will be holding a press conference at the Ritz (end cap display at Walmart).

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

31. So very fitting!