Melania's dilemma, put in limerick form

[DFW]

A woman whose name was Melania,
(She spoke like she came from España)
Pissed off her man Don,
Saying Biden had won
He said, “Slovenes are bad, so I’ll ban ya!”

[polmaven]

1. Lololol!!

GOOD one! Thanks you!

[mercuryblues]

2. there once was

there once was a woman named Melania
she didn't have much in the crania
she married a man named Don
when we exposed their con
she hightailed it back to Slovenia

[DFW]

3. It doesn't scan, but I like the sentiment! n/t

[mercuryblues]

4. there

there was a woman named Melania
who was put in her place by Pennsylvania
when she tried her grift
the retribution was swift
she changed her name to Melanie

[betsuni]

5. A haiku:

Holly Golightly
The Slovenian version
Bagged the elephant

But he ran for president and won. The dilemma. This was not expected.

[DFW]

6. Hai dozo! N/t