I almost feel bad for Ted Nugent

[onethatcares]

he finally gets a booking after all this time and then wasn't invited to the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Ball.

[Norbert]

1. So is he going to be either dead or in jail this time.

I was so looking forward to that during Obama's presidency. He is such a buzzkill.

[ret5hd]

2. Wow! That might have been our LAST EVER chance...

to hear the sweet sweet melody of "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang".

Damn. Just...damn.

on edit: Maybe William Shatner could do a spoken word version!

[bullimiami]

3. They had a great location, great pa, great stage. Where was Ted?

[marble falls]

4. His day gig, leafblowing someones lawn. He says if you don't wear earplugs it sounds just like ...

one of his guitar solos.

[Initech]

5. Though I bet he and Guiliani were browsing at the adult bookstore.