Sometime between 5:30 am and now the White House North Lawn was dug up

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[soothsayer]

1. Four Seasons Total Landscaping?

[greenjar_01]

13. HAHAHA!

[malaise]

31. You win the thread

Can't touch that!

[soothsayer]

35. LAWN ORDER!

(Turns out it works without the ampersand)

[DeminPennswoods]

42. LOL!

nt

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

72. Aaaahaha!

[treestar]

36. LOL

[BComplex]

41. This is already my favorite thread of the day !!! LOL!!!

[Blue Owl]

2. Are we sure little Donny hasn't "salted the earth?"

[CincyDem]

3. Bunker building??? n/t

[lagomorph777]

52. +1. I also think that's what Melanoma's "Rose Garden Project" was about.

[uncle ray]

66. FWIW, the basement/bunkers already DO extend well past the buildings footprint.

i'd be a little suspicious of contractors working above them.

[soothsayer]

4. Land mines?

[rzemanfl]

30. +1 n/t.

[intheflow]

60. That was my first thought. n/t

[HAB911]

5. i saw that behind a reporter earlier

wtf are they doing?

[marybourg]

6. They're taking the lawn with them

when they go?

[central scrutinizer]

37. Selling the sod

Leave no dollar unstolen.

[SkyDaddy7]

70. No SH*T!, huh? nt.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. Oh my God.

That's where Mark Esper's going.

When Trump said he was "terminated"....

[gratuitous]

26. Esper's been turfed out?

Literally?

[dhol82]

8. Putting in a new underground bunker?

[underpants]

9. Great. Trump missed some payments and they repo'ed the lawn

“Fun with Dick and Jane”

[pnwest]

17. Lol, that's what I thought of immediately

[underpants]

27. 🤣

[bdamomma]

10. oh crap

what are they doing??? Building another wall???

Horrible what are they doing? Barbed wire perhaps?

[RussBLib]

11. What was there?

Just grass?

[Totally Tunsie]

12. Selling the sod?

Isn't grabbing the silverware, china, and art works enough?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

44. Souvenir patches of sod in a fine wood frame....

selling for ten grand and up depending who is known to have pissed on it.

tRump is keeping Putin's patch for himself......

Certificate of authenticity initialed by tRump himself for an extra grand.

On sale soon at trump-junk.com......

[grumpyduck]

14. From somebody on Twitter:

"His staffers probably misconstrued Trump's request to dig up dirt on Biden."

[soothsayer]

20. Haha!

[lame54]

21. Same one who booked the four seasons

[uncle ray]

64. Four Seasons Hotel: WTF are we supposed to do with 2 acres of sod?

[Stallion]

24. Nice!

[malaise]

34. DU is a riot

DUzy

[lame54]

15. Moving the bodies

[Spazito]

16. All those hamberders plugged up the plumbing...

who knew?

[durablend]

18. Silly and stupid as it sounds

What's to stop him from detonating the WH on the way out in January? He's that petty and bitter that I wouldn't put it past him to do it.

[Blue_true]

69. The Secret Service won't let something like that slip by. nt

[Eliot Rosewater]

19. He is an enemy of this country...

If you support trump you are the worst type of human being.

[BamaRefugee]

22. They're about to install missile batteries. The grass would catch on fire when launched.

[Spazito]

33. Not to worry...

he's installing hydrosonic missiles not hypersonic ones.

[BamaRefugee]

39. and they're INVISIBLE!

[crickets]

48. Being ridden by sharks! With LASERS!

[Captain Zero]

68. but only in a SHARKNADO

nt

[Horse with no Name]

23. He is building a moat!

For fuck sakes.

[Patterson]

25. He's paying his Four Seasons bill with sod.

[ffr]

28. LOOOOOOOOOOO-zers!

Ugh!

[In_The_Wind]

29. Are they planting a new crop of weed?

Little late in the year for that.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

32. Burial ground for the many skeletons from their closets.

There will be no markers........


Or, perhaps a new putting green?........

[Thomas Hurt]

38. Hell he probably had it dug up for no reason at all, other to appear he is staying.

[JHB]

40. Gotta get those listening devices embedded for Vlad

Just like they did in the Rose Garden when they "redecorated" it.

[lagomorph777]

54. I was thinking the Rose Garden thing was a supersecret bunker expansion.

This may be one more step...

[Sanity Claws]

43. Land mines?

to prevent people from coming and evicting him on 1/20/21?

[Sogo]

45. Once Melania got a taste of ripping up the Rose Garden,

now she can't be stopped!

[mshasta]

46. they keep destroying the People's house

not good enough with the Rose garden...

[crickets]

49. 👆

[llmart]

47. I'm laughing so hard I can't stop to type.

This thread has so many DUzy's.

He's such a spiteful, petty person that I put nothing past him.

[hunter]

50. Sod for his golf courses...

... walk on authentic White House lawn!

[Sogo]

53. LOL!!

[lagomorph777]

51. Either burying bodies, or completing the bunker expansion.

[ornotna]

55. It's the killing fields

For the eventual siege.

[Hortensis]

56. Desperately trying to find the bodies the Clintons buried?

Because that would help so much....



Boring to remember that the National Park Service is in charge of this property. Now, I could totally get into pix of Trump and kids sneaking around in the dark trying to figure out which end of the shovel goes down. Melania as an observer, but only if the outfit she ordered for it arrived.

[lindysalsagal]

57. "Build The Wall!!!"

[octoberlib]

58. It probably has to do with this

Link to tweet

?s=20



Trump damaged the lawn when he had all those people there for his convention speech and Trump campaign has to pay to have it repaired. This is probably why he's using all these useless lawsuits to grift donations from his supporters.

[LAS14]

62. Thanks!! I've enjoyed all the humor, but I was really curious about the truth. This sounds...

plausable. (Plausible???)

[Retrograde]

59. WP in September said the lawn was going to be resodded

All the equipment they brought in for Trump Adulation Week, er, the GOP convention, pretty much destroyed the existing lawn.

Or he could just be trying to ruin everything within sight for Biden.

[Talitha]

61. Probably dug up some copper wire or copper pipes to sell...

[Totally Tunsie]

63. Still looking for Hoffa?

[Blue_true]

65. Maybe they are going to build a moat and put Nile Crocs in there.

Anything to help their king stay in power.

[lindysalsagal]

67. 3,2,1, frump will claim it's the wall. What? can't you see it???

[Lady Freedom Returns]

71. He lost, so he's going to tear up The Peoples House.

Such a Classy move. Not!👎