This Four Seasons Landscaping CLUSTERFKUC Is The Ideal Metaphor For The Entire Trump Presidency.

[TrollBuster9090]

In a way, the stupid FOUR SEASONS LANDSCAPING farce was emblematic of the entire Trump presidency.

Trump was expecting a press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel, but his incompetent crew of petty con-men fcuked it, and ended up behind the Four Seasons Landscaping shop. But how was that different from anything ELSE Trump’s base thought they’d get, and ended up getting a complete joke instead?

You EXECTED a real National Security Advisor, and you GOT a bearded blowhard named Sebastian “Relief Factor” Gorka, who wore his dad's Hungarian Fascist Party uniform to the inauguration.

You EXPECTED the pandemic to be handled by a CDC expert in epidemiology and viral disease, and you GOT the f-king MY PILLOW GUY.

You EXPECTED a real Press Secretary, and you GOT Anthony “I’m not here to suck my own cock” Scaramucci.

You EXPECTED a Kissinger-esque middle east peace broker, and you GOT Trump’s half-wit son in law, Jarod.

You EXPECTED a real Attorney General, and you GOT Matthew “Mongo” Whitakur, big-dick toilets and all.

You EXPECTED a real Secretary of the Interior. You GOT a jackoff named Ryan Zinke, who rode a horse to work, designed his own FLAG that he insisted only be flown when he was in the building, installed a GET SMART 'cone of silence' in his office, and spent more money on his security detail than the President.

You EXPECTED Colin Powel holding up a vial of sarin gas at the United Nations. You GOT Ivanka Trump holing up a can of BEANS in a free advertisement for Goya.

You EXPECTED Reagan at the Brandenburg Gate saying “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall,” and you GOT Trump at the American Embassy in Britain saying “Mr. Woody, get me the British Open for my Scotland golf resort."

You EXPECTED REAL allies, like Britain, France, and Germany. And you GOT a bunch of dictatorships, like Russia, North Korea, and Saudi Arabia, who poison, shoot, and chop up journalists.

You EXPECTED a ‘great wall’ that Mexico would pay for, and you GOT three miles of corrugated tin, that blows over in a stiff wind, and that YOU paid Steve Bannon a billion dollars for.

Generally, you EXPECTED a genuine President, and you GOT four miserable years of an incompetent, addle brained, malicious, five year old throwing a perpetual temper tantrum.

Nice going, GOP! You started with a BANG (Lincoln) and ended with a whimper.

[Shermann]

1. You expected a First Lady fluent in FIVE languages who could be a great ambassador to the world

She has a basic grasp on two and knows greetings in the other three. She really doesn't care about the ambassador thing, do you?

There's something about that lie that really stings.

[northoftheborder]

4. Her English has not improved in four years... you would think....maybe....

[TrollBuster9090]

6. I don't know about you, but for me it really stings because Jimmy Kimmel made that joke about

Melania's accent, and Sean Hannity rubbed the (fake) story about English being her FIFTH LANGUAGE in his face over it.

"I am da first lady. I have some private parts I vould like to keep for myself."

She speaks Slovenian (I'd assume). She also speaks broken English, and she listened to the first disc of Berlitz's "Learn French/Italian/German In Your Car." Congratulations.

[Shermann]

12. So she speaks two languages and prefers to mostly stay out of politics

Really I have no problem with that, if only they were honest about it.

Being bilingual is an impressive thing. That's one more language than I can speak and one more than Michelle Obama.

*ducks thrown shoes*

[uponit7771]

2. lofl !!!! "you GOT Anthony "I'm not here to suck my own cock" Scaramucci"

[Shermann]

5. Hey the Mooch is a good guy now! nt

[TrollBuster9090]

8. Haha! I guess so. But I had to mention him because, at least that one line of his was funny.

Unlike EVERY WORD that came out of Sarah Fuckabee's mouth.

[northoftheborder]

3. SOOOoOOo good......

[TrollBuster9090]

10. Thanks! nt

[Shermann]

7. Also let's not forget he ran as the "honest" candidate

That has to be the greatest singular bait and switch in political history.

[TrollBuster9090]

9. True! And the biggest tell was that he got the least votes in NEW YORK, where they actually KNEW

...where they actually KNEW him. And knew him as a tawdry CON MAN for thirty years.

You're definitely right. When the history of con-man-ism is written, this will go down in history as the biggest bait and switch scheme of all time.

Even bigger than THIS one!

[nolabear]

11. Their FB page is GOLD! They are playing this to the hilt.

And I do not blame them a bit!