"I only don't do windows." . . . Please come CAPTION Mike Pence!!!

[skip fox]

Mike ("Who's buttering my bread today" ) Pence is saying. "I know President Trump lost, but that doesn't mean I still can't be useful in the new administration. . . . In fact, I think President -Elect Biden could do far worse that putting me in the cabinet, but I'd be willing to fill any position of authority and status. . . . But The President-Elect is smart enough to know this already. . . . He's actually quite brilliant, unlike the bozo in there no, geez. . . . I'm just reminding him and telling him I don't mind that he hasn't called so far."

[rustysgurl]

1. I can do most anything but I'm not good with bugs. n/t

[VOX]

2. "My fly is down."

“He may have Covid.”

[Dagstead Bumwood]

3. Shit, I swallowed that fly.

Now Imma need to swallow a spider.

[634-5789]

4. Fuck Jesus H. Pence n/t

[cayugafalls]

5. Now for my Elvis impression...

[underpants]

6. I'm starting a podcast with Maggie Haberman. We are calling it "The Electricity Company"

Get it? Because of both of our energetic personalities and magnetic on screen presence.

[skip fox]

7. Nicely nice.