Looking toward a brighter future, where do you think they should bury Trump?

[Thomas Hurt]

Under the Mar a Lago clubhouse?

Maybe under a section of his wall?

Seems like it would have to be a place where they could sell tickets and merch...

[Karadeniz]

1. Flush him down his gold toilet?

[Jarqui]

17. Came into the thread with the same thought ...nt

[KentuckyWoman]

40. Can you even imagine how many flushes that will take?

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. Under the prison he will die in?

If he is convicted in NY State which prison would he likely go?

[CatMor]

14. Attica.

[SheltieLover]

36. This!👆

Good call, Eliot!

I was going to say with other toxic waste.

[luvs2sing]

3. Somewhere that we can all..

Dance on his grave..or spit on it..or..

[napi21]

4. At sea! Just off the Coast of Mar a Lago. aybe the sharks will have dinner. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Someplace where nobody cares whether grass will grow on it

because it probably won't.

[Klaralven]

19. On the contrary, he's full of fertilizer....

[apnu]

6. Wherever NYC dumps its garbage.

[dweller]

7. Shark tank

and by that I mean Great white shark tank

✌🏻

[Thekaspervote]

8. It Would be really wise for him to chose cremation. Considering what ppl did to his Hollywood star

And rightly so!!

[soothsayer]

34. Sayyy I know a place near Four Seasons Total Landscaping!

[still_one]

9. Dispose him the same way they did bin laden

[grumpyduck]

29. You beat me to it!

[tavernier]

10. After the enema

in a shoe box

[Enterstageleft]

38. After the enema

you could bury him in a thimble.

[PubliusEnigma]

11. Anywhere but Arlington.

[DEbluedude]

12. They probably won't.

Junior and the other spawn will preserve him. You know, like Lenin. Come one! Come all! 25 bucks entry fee!

[RockRaven]

13. Wherever the effluent from the NYC sewage treatment plant goes...

I remember hearing a program about the NYC sewage treatment facility... Maybe on Radiolab or This American Life. It was a relatively modern thing. And massive.

As I remember it, it implied it was for the entirety of NYC, so I assume that Queens and Manhattan centralize to the same facility, but maybe that was an oversimplification for the program.

If Queens and Manhattan indeed have separate facilities, then I vote for the Queens one.

[soothsayer]

35. Aack! Did you never see C.H.U.D.???

[Hekate]

15. Out back of the penitentiary

[maxrandb]

16. There was a bar I went to in Lima, Peru when I was in the Navy

After "several" beers, I asked the waitress where the "head" was.

She directed me out the back door, where there was a long porcelain trough against that back wall of the outside of the bar.

Must have been about 10 or so at a time lined up taking a whiz.

I reccomend burying him under this trough.

[keithbvadu2]

18. Next to this one.

[lastlib]

23. ....or beneath it....?

[jls4561]

20. Black Lives Matter Plaza.

[lastlib]

21. Yucca Mountain--isn't that where they put radioactive waste?

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[milestogo]

22. Fukishima.

[jmowreader]

24. Cremate him and put him in his favorite NYC building

No, not the gaudy monstrosity on Fifth Avenue.

The Manhattan offices of the US Bankruptcy Court are at 1 Bowling Green, close to the southern tip of the island. And while they're climbing the steps with the urn (or the ziploc bag containing his ashes, same thing either way) they'll be singing the song Trump always sings when he goes there:

[gordianot]

25. The precise coordinates where they dumped Osama Bin Laden.

I guess it would be after he expired.

[Blue_true]

26. In the landfill closest to where he dies. nt

[dhol82]

27. The Meadowlands. Along with Jimmy Hoffa.

[AmericanCanuck]

28. Use the Zoroastrian "tower of silence"

where vultures eat everything but the bones.

Save the bones (and a time lapse video of vultures) for the Trump library

[PirateRo]

30. In a US Marine latrine in Vietnam

His bone spurs won’t be a problem, then.

[Norbert]

31. Near one of the polar ice caps

where all the festering, infectious diseases go to be frozen and away from harm.

This would also give the world more incentive to solve the problem of climate change.

[Grokenstein]

32. I'm sure Russia has many fine cemetaries.

Melania can ship him as accompanying freight when she gets sent back.

[GemDigger]

33. Berkeley Pit superfund site.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berkeley_Pit

The toxicity level between trump and the pit are about equal.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

37. Rupert Murdoch's front lawn.

Leave him with those who brought and bought him........

KY

[MoonlitKnight]

39. Chernobyl

[greenjar_01]

41. Downwind and uphill

[lpbk2713]

42. Kilauea

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[gopiscrap]

43. at the Four Seasons (landscape headquarters, that is!)

[quickesst]

44. That's an easy one....

THE FLORIDA STATE PRISON CEMETARY IN RAIFORD, UF

[BlueIdaho]

45. Does he have to be dead first?

If not, sell tickets and retire the national debt.

[liberaltrucker]

46. The Mariana Trench

36,000 feet underwater.