Fox News Obtains Damning Video of Biden Talking to Scientists

[Rhiannon12866]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what the network described as “the bombshell of the century,” Fox News Channel has obtained a damning video of President-elect Joe Biden talking to scientists.

The video, which the Fox host Tucker Carlson warned viewers was “almost too disturbing to air,” was reportedly taped on Monday, during a video conference with the President-elect.

“If authentic, this video could be grounds for Biden’s impeachment,” Carlson said. “Talking to scientists, most legal scholars would agree, is a high crime under the United States Constitution.”

To buttress his assertion, Carlson singled out the appearance on the video of an epidemiologist from the University of Minnesota. “You can read the Constitution backward and forward, and you will not find the word ‘epidemiologist,’ ” Carlson said.

Stating that Biden has “a lot of explaining to do,” the Fox host said that the video could be “the last nail in the coffin of the Biden Presidency.”

“I am not easily shocked, but this is far worse than anything on Hunter’s laptop,” he said.


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Photograph by Angela Weiss / AFP / Getty

[SheltieLover]

1. Not far from how they think

I keep wondering what all the magats are so afraid Joe will do?

That is, besides collaborating with scientists to end the tRump virus nightmare.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. In the states where the coronavirus is raging, do they STILL think it's a "hoax??"

[SheltieLover]

6. Not sure

I've been isolating since early March.

Sounds as if they still don't get it.

But, hey, much of that same group is still trying to fight the Civil War thats been over for how long...

[underpants]

3. You can read the Constitution backward and forward

[Gothmog]

4. I love good satire

[KY_EnviroGuy]

5. Thanks, Rhiannon. One of the best Boro pieces I've seen in a while.

And thanks for posting the photo. That's quite an impressive setup Joe and Kamala have.

KY............ .........

[MustLoveBeagles]

7. Oh the horror

I love Andy Borowitz.

[malaise]

9. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Rhiannon12866]

11. I know!!

These satires practically write themselves these days!

[Fyrefox]

10. Ignorance is bliss. Trumpers are very happy...

Science?- -Horrors, that's education and book-learning! Republicans much prefer superstition and "common sense." Don't need no education, either, with its "critical thinking" and "cultural diversity." And "experts?" Donald Trump weren't no expert, he didn't listen to any, and look how well he did for the country he loved so much!