trumpys funniest tweet yet Therefore I easily win both states

[brettdale]

Link to tweet

[rzemanfl]

1. Fuck you Drumpf you delusional, moronic, Nazi! n/t

[mobeau69]

2. Nuts

[MissB]

3. He really forgot to say "hereby"

To make it official and such.

[Iris]

7. Haha!

[Dave in VA]

4. Mommy

I won, tell them I won!

Remember, always start every orange hemorrhoid's remarks with the word, "Mommy."

[Iris]

5. Barely literate.

[RainCaster]

6. Of course, it stands to reason...

If his mind cannot comprehend something, then his fantasy must come true.
Given that, Stormy must be coming back soon to give him more spankings.

[gratuitous]

8. That's not how it works, you nitwit

If you had any shame, you'd be ashamed of this.

[Botany]

9. Rinse, lather, and repeat

USA Today: Trump campaign observers and Republican party observers were present at every moment that every ballot was considered in Pennsylvania.”


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2020/11/09/legal-experts-say-trumps-election-lawsuit-pennsylvania-baseless/6228914002/

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. This is hilariously stupid, except it's the fucking POUTUS.

If the poll watchers weren't allowed to watch (not true), meaning hundreds of thousands of votes don't count (also not true), wouldn't those include votes for him? How does he know those votes were majority Dem votes and that throwing them out means he "easily wins"? How does this idiot manage to dress himself or wipe his own ass?

[Maeve]

11. "How does this idiot manage to dress himself or wipe his own ass?"

You only assume he does both...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. If he doesn't, God help the person who has to do it for him.

I doubt very much that it's Melanoma.

[Laelth]

12. +1 n/t

-Laelth

[Brainfodder]

14. Desperate Donnie until 1/20/21 then it is Inmate #8008?

What if it turns out that Barron Trump has been doing ALL tweets?



If they abscond to Slovenia or Russia any time now, not shocked.

[world wide wally]

15. I assume that Trump's poll watchers were the ones with the AR-15's

[WhiskeyWulf]

16. How long does it take Twitter . . .

to put the "disputed claim" label on his tweets? At this point, they ought to set up a script that will automatically put it on everything he posts.

[kentuck]

17. Is that the best you can do, Donald?

It is so patently obvious, it is embarrassing. Please be quiet and let them count the votes.