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brettdale

(12,376 posts) Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:24 PM Nov 2020

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trumpys funniest tweet yet Therefore I easily win both states

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trumpys funniest tweet yet Therefore I easily win both states (Original Post) brettdale Nov 2020 OP

Fuck you Drumpf you delusional, moronic, Nazi! n/t rzemanfl Nov 2020 #1

Nuts mobeau69 Nov 2020 #2

He really forgot to say "hereby" MissB Nov 2020 #3

Haha! Iris Nov 2020 #7

Mommy Dave in VA Nov 2020 #4

Barely literate. Iris Nov 2020 #5

Of course, it stands to reason... RainCaster Nov 2020 #6

That's not how it works, you nitwit gratuitous Nov 2020 #8

Rinse, lather, and repeat Botany Nov 2020 #9

This is hilariously stupid, except it's the fucking POUTUS. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2020 #10

"How does this idiot manage to dress himself or wipe his own ass?" Maeve Nov 2020 #11

If he doesn't, God help the person who has to do it for him. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2020 #13

+1 n/t Laelth Nov 2020 #12

Desperate Donnie until 1/20/21 then it is Inmate #8008? Brainfodder Nov 2020 #14

I assume that Trump's poll watchers were the ones with the AR-15's world wide wally Nov 2020 #15

How long does it take Twitter . . . WhiskeyWulf Nov 2020 #16

Is that the best you can do, Donald? kentuck Nov 2020 #17

rzemanfl

(29,556 posts)

1. Fuck you Drumpf you delusional, moronic, Nazi! n/t

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:29 PM

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mobeau69

(11,140 posts)

2. Nuts

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:30 PM

Nov 2020

MissB

(15,805 posts)

3. He really forgot to say "hereby"

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:30 PM

Nov 2020

To make it official and such.

Iris

(15,652 posts)

7. Haha!

Reply to MissB (Reply #3)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:33 PM

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Dave in VA

(2,037 posts)

4. Mommy

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:31 PM

Nov 2020

I won, tell them I won!

Remember, always start every orange hemorrhoid's remarks with the word, "Mommy."

Iris

(15,652 posts)

5. Barely literate.

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:33 PM

Nov 2020

RainCaster

(10,866 posts)

6. Of course, it stands to reason...

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:33 PM

Nov 2020

If his mind cannot comprehend something, then his fantasy must come true.
Given that, Stormy must be coming back soon to give him more spankings.

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

8. That's not how it works, you nitwit

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:34 PM

Nov 2020

If you had any shame, you'd be ashamed of this.

Botany

(70,489 posts)

9. Rinse, lather, and repeat

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:35 PM

Nov 2020

USA Today: Trump campaign observers and Republican party observers were present at every moment that every ballot was considered in Pennsylvania.”

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2020/11/09/legal-experts-say-trumps-election-lawsuit-pennsylvania-baseless/6228914002/

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,670 posts)

10. This is hilariously stupid, except it's the fucking POUTUS.

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:36 PM

Nov 2020

If the poll watchers weren't allowed to watch (not true), meaning hundreds of thousands of votes don't count (also not true), wouldn't those include votes for him? How does he know those votes were majority Dem votes and that throwing them out means he "easily wins"? How does this idiot manage to dress himself or wipe his own ass?

Maeve

(42,279 posts)

11. "How does this idiot manage to dress himself or wipe his own ass?"

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #10)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:37 PM

Nov 2020

You only assume he does both...

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,670 posts)

13. If he doesn't, God help the person who has to do it for him.

Reply to Maeve (Reply #11)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:41 PM

Nov 2020

I doubt very much that it's Melanoma.

Laelth

(32,017 posts)

12. +1 n/t

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #10)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:38 PM

Nov 2020

-Laelth

Brainfodder

(6,423 posts)

14. Desperate Donnie until 1/20/21 then it is Inmate #8008?

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:41 PM

Nov 2020

What if it turns out that Barron Trump has been doing ALL tweets?

If they abscond to Slovenia or Russia any time now, not shocked.

world wide wally

(21,740 posts)

15. I assume that Trump's poll watchers were the ones with the AR-15's

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:42 PM

Nov 2020

WhiskeyWulf

(569 posts)

16. How long does it take Twitter . . .

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:43 PM

Nov 2020

to put the "disputed claim" label on his tweets? At this point, they ought to set up a script that will automatically put it on everything he posts.

kentuck

(111,078 posts)

17. Is that the best you can do, Donald?

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Wed Nov 11, 2020, 08:43 PM

Nov 2020

It is so patently obvious, it is embarrassing. Please be quiet and let them count the votes.

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