Look! See! Donnie is at the ball game! Swing, Donnie, swing!
Oh, dear! Donnie has missed! Quick, Donnie, run! Run! Run! Run to third base!
What is this? Who is that man in the striped shirt? He is saying Donnie is out! Who does he think he is?
Stop! The game is not over! You cannot walk away! Donnie is still on third base! You cannot walk away when Donnie is still on third base!
Wait! All the people are going home! Why are all the people going home? Stop! Donnie is still on third base!
Chapter II.
"This is very bad," says Father. "All the people went home when Donnie was still on third base! I am calling my lawyer!"
Karen is very sad. And she is very very mad. Karen is kicking the puppy
Father calls his lawyer
"Oh, dear!" says Father's lawyer. "This is not good! We must find a witness"
Chapter III
Karen is still kicking the puppy. Oh, dear! The puppy has bitten Karen!
"You are a bad puppy!" says Father. "You are a bad bad puppy!"
Chapter IV
"I have witnesses!" says Father's lawyer
"Oh?" says the judge
"Yes!" says Father's lawyer. "Here is my first witness"
"I did not like it at all," says Father's lawyer's first witness. "The seats at the ball park are not nice. I did not sleep well. When I woke up, everybody was gone, and Donnie was alone on third base"
"I see," says the judge
"I have another witness!" says Father's lawyer
"Oh?" says the judge
"I did not like it at all," says Father's lawyer's second witness. "The food truck ran out of food. It was very suspicious"
"Oh, I see," says the judge
"I have another witness!" says Father's lawyer
"Really?" says the judge
"I did not like it at all," says Father's lawyer's third witness. "I saw a big scary man there. I think that is why Donnie ran directly from home to third base. Do not hold it against him"
"Come talk to me," the judge says to Father's lawyer
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