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Dread Pirate Roberts

(1,896 posts)
Fri Nov 13, 2020, 08:26 AM Nov 2020

This just in! Donald Trump is still a loser!

I woke up this morning and guess what? Donald Trump still lost the election-by a lot. I'm no fortune teller, but I'm willing to bet that I'm going to wake up tomorrow morning and he's still going to be a loser. And everybody, I mean EVERYBODY, in the world knows it. Some little island in the middle of the Pacific. If you live there, you know he's a loser. A remote tribal village in the heart of Africa? They know he's a loser. Scientific outposts in Antarctica? They know he's a loser. And every day he throws a hissy fit and tries to pretend he's not a loser, the top story is "Trump is a Loser". So keep it up Donny. I'm sure the top story on Sunday is going to be you're a loser too, and every news show will take up their entire hour discussing the fact that you're a loser. Be sure to tune in. I always thought the word Trump would be redefined by your tenure in office, I just couldn't figure out what referring to something with the world "Trump" would mean. Now I know. It will be a synonym for LOSER! Congratulations.

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This just in! Donald Trump is still a loser! (Original Post) Dread Pirate Roberts Nov 2020 OP
and dweller Nov 2020 #1
Trump's place secure in the history books of being a loser! dubyadiprecession Nov 2020 #2
It will be great when we start to call people a Trump because they're losers Dread Pirate Roberts Nov 2020 #3
Card players will need a new term! treestar Nov 2020 #4
Just a new meaning Dread Pirate Roberts Nov 2020 #5
You Left Some People Out.... Laxman Nov 2020 #6
Generalissimo Francisco Franco...Still dead! Warren_Pointe Nov 2020 #7
I just checked again this afternoon. Dread Pirate Roberts Nov 2020 #8

Dread Pirate Roberts

(1,896 posts)
3. It will be great when we start to call people a Trump because they're losers
Fri Nov 13, 2020, 08:52 AM
Nov 2020

Oh man, what a Trump. Don't worry, that guy's just a Trump. I don't want to be a Trump. Oh the delight.

Laxman

(2,419 posts)
6. You Left Some People Out....
Fri Nov 13, 2020, 10:32 AM
Nov 2020

Nomads traveling across trackless deserts, Tibetan monks cloistered high in the Himalayan Mountains, Inuit seal hunters paddling across Arctic seas, astronauts in the International Space Station, the Awa' deep in the Amazon rain forest, and yes, even Republicans all know that Trump is a LOSER!

On edit: I forgot to add that Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!

Dread Pirate Roberts

(1,896 posts)
8. I just checked again this afternoon.
Fri Nov 13, 2020, 06:48 PM
Nov 2020

He's still a loser! Only after watching that press conference I change that to pathetic loser.

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