What happened to Rudy's affidavits?

[mindfulNJ]

Weren't they supposed to be released yesterday? Did I miss it?

[kirkuchiyo]

1. He's still

digging around in his pants trying to find them.

[mindfulNJ]

3. LOL

I hope he never releases them then.

[Walleye]

4. 🤣

[mindfulNJ]

7. HA

[PJMcK]

12. Well, I definitely don't need to see them then! (n/t)

[jcgoldie]

2. Tucker Carlson mailed them...

[Spazito]

5. Somewhere down in his pants, he's still looking for them n/t

[Yavin4]

6. In 2 weeks.

That's the standard Trump response to every deliverable. Health care, covid-19 vaccine, payments on his debts. In two weeks.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

8. From my fave movie Norma Rae

"We plaster the toilet with them things"

[Elwood P Dowd]

9. The Russian postal system

is notoriously slow.

[NightWatcher]

10. Turns out they are actually dirty Arbys napkins w scribbles on the back

They wouldn't hold up in court.

[Jirel]

11. They never sprouted...

in the Four Seasons Landscaping compost heap.

In all seriousness, the few they tried to ring forward were quickly discredited.

This article describes a bunch of claims that were BS. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8938507/Donald-Trumps-234-pages-fraud-affidavits-include-unusual-claims.html

[Codeine]

13. Gotta find a judge who can read Cyrillic. nt

[Blue Owl]

19. Good luck with that!

[johnp3907]

14. More like Laffidavits.

[yonder]

15. +1.

[Codeine]

20. . . .

[Blue Owl]

16. They're just one butt-dial away...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

17. They're in his pants.

Give him a moment.

[MineralMan]

18. The dog ate them. Really.