About this so-called $100 million for a trump memoir - Suggestions for a title

[matt819]

A trump memoir. I mean, think about those two words.

I mean, really?

And $100 million?

Of course, he won't write it. He's intellectually unable. Picture it. Trump. Writing. A. Book.

And just imagine the fact-checking once it's published. Dan Dale over at CNN is probably already preparing the fact-checking response book. About the only thing that will be true in the book is his name, and even that has been called into question.

And, finally, title suggestions? I'll start.

Art of the Steal?

[Eyeball_Kid]

1. Trump memoir? A comic book! n/t

[C_U_L8R]

2. Sounds like a money laundering scheme.

Who's the publisher? Putin Press?

[soothsayer]

19. Ha!

[redstatebluegirl]

3. Who is writing it? It sure as hell won't be him.

Although some of his supporters would find it familiar.

[Vinca]

4. Orange is the New Psychotic, Whiny Baby.

[Mike 03]

5. What a waste!

He doesn't even help his ghost writers.

It's going to be a rambling mess.

Call it "Rambling Man"

[pandr32]

16. Rambling Man-baby

[EarlG]

6. "My Struggle"

Seems appropriate.

[Mike 03]

10. ...

[EarlG]

23. If his publishers decide to use this title

they should feel free to use this cover I mocked up:

[matt819]

22. Great suggestion

Of course, My Struggle is a 6-volume memoir by Karl Ove Knausgård. It's 3,600 pages.

Still, a great suggestion.

[NightWatcher]

7. "Sometimes you gotta flush ten or fifteen times: The failed legacy of a giant orange turd"

[gratuitous]

8. Me, Wonderful Me

How Great I Art

[58Sunliner]

9. Puppets and Their Masters.

[Clearly fogged in]

11. Four Years Under Par

Or maybe Four Years Below Par?
The Sub-Par President

[matt819]

24. Along those lines

How about "Mulligan" or some variation of do over.

[bottomofthehill]

12. I Suck by Donald John Trump

Sub title
How I managed to kill over 250,000 Americans because I just don’t care for any of you.

[Sneederbunk]

13. Aberration.

[Mariana]

14. The Art of the Plea Deal

[yankeepants]

15. A Schlock Work Orange

[beastie boy]

17. hey, don't knock him! It's much easier to write a book than to read one!

As, for the title: "The easiest $100 million I ever made, suckers!"

[Binkie The Clown]

18. My years of insanity, and how I finally came to my senses.

On second thought, he will probably never come to his senses.

[soothsayer]

20. I plan to read it in the original Russian

[soothsayer]

21. Mein Swampf

[lame54]

27. Nice

[obamanut2012]

25. Grift in the Time of Covid

[lame54]

26. Commander in Thief

[IcyPeas]

28. Fun With Dick and Jane and Donny

See donny run. run donny run.

see donny trip and fall.

donny is a loser.