The genius that is Tommy Tuberville strikes again.

[rogue emissary]

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Ian Sams·
Nov 12, 2020
Tommy Tuberville, who is about the be sworn in as a U.S. Senator, thinks the three branches of government are “the House, the Senate and executive.”

[mr_lebowski]

1. Somebody ... a friend, family member, SOMEONE ...

Clearly needs to step in at this point.

[NCjack]

2. Aren't the three branches the Defense, Offensive, and Zebras? (Asking for an acquaintance.)

[Chiyo-chichi]

6. I would have guessed he thought they were Offense, Defense, and Special Teams.

[NCjack]

9. Yes, you are right.

[misanthrope]

11. If you ever saw his teams play

you would wonder about the "offense" phase of that.

[SoonerPride]

23. Zing!

[cwydro]

3. Wow.

The stupid. It really does burn.

[Ferrets are Cool]

4. Y'all please stop reminding me how FUCKING STUPID my fellows Alabamians are.

[NCjack]

10. Sorry for offending you. You are providing a valuable service.

[Ferrets are Cool]

13. LOL You didn't. That was pure hyperbole.

I am terribly offended at all the idiots down here who voted for that asswipe. He is, without a doubt, among the 5 worst newcomers elected to Congress this year.

[Ilsa]

16. Alabama is such a beautiful state.

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Too bad there so many people living there buy-in to R stupidity.

I think TT should volunteer go be the state doctor and surgeon. He must be qualified, right?

[Ferrets are Cool]

20. More qualified than he is to be a Senator. GOD, just using that word in conjunction to his makes me

want to

[Wellstone ruled]

5. Friggin Brillant,

you just can not make this shit up. And folks wonder what the hell is going on in Alabama.

[Totally Tunsie]

7. Can we please start requiring, at the very least, a Civics exam before

allowing people to run for office?

We have laws and a Constitution for a reason, but what good are they if our government officials don't even know them?

[Jeebo]

8. Not meaning to cast aspersions on Tuberville's asparagus ...

... but I predict he is going to be to the Senate what Louie Gohmert is to the House. Which is to say, laughably stupid.

Actually, I take that back. I DO mean to cast aspersions on Tuberville's asparagus.

-- Ron

[GreenPartyVoter]

17. Yep. Senate Gohmert, for sure.

[nuxvomica]

12. "Tommy Tuberville" sounds like a children's series on PBS

About a town populated by potato people.

[Ferrets are Cool]

21. Especially since I have been calling him Tubbyville since he got into the race.

[Yeehah]

14. I'm tired of living in a nation full of fucking morons

I live in a red state and I'm surrounded by Trump worshippers.

It is an indictment of our society that we have imbeciles like Tuberville, Cornyn, Ernst, Inhofe, et al in high elected positions.

[alterfurz]

19. friendly reminder from Wisconsin: Don't forget #OurDumbSenator Ron "RoJo the Clown" Johnson

[dalton99a]

15. Dumber than a fifth grader

[Blue Owl]

18. The Gohmert-Tuberville brain trust

The GOP’s new secret weapon

[mdbl]

22. another repuglican ass in the senate

Thanks a lot Alabama == fooor nuthin'