"Mr. Trump, Air Force One needs a complete overhaul due to safety concerns. The work should take

[Atticus]

about 69 days. Oh, and, by the way, we are voiding your passport so we can print a new one with an updated photo.

'When will your new one be ready?' Uh---two weeks, ok? Two weeks---you know---when your beautiful healthcare plan will be released."

[Karadeniz]

1. Sounds right to me!

[Old Terp]

2. Oh, and can you move into your hotel down the street?

We need to do some major disinfecting of the building. We also need to remove some vulgar furnishings. When leaving, do not remove any of our valuables. We know what they are and we know where to find you.

[Skittles]

3. FUMIGATE EVERYTHING REPUKES EVER TOUCHED

CONTAMINATED FUCKERS

[jmowreader]

5. Fortunately, that doesn't include the silverware

You don't need forks and knives to eat fried chicken and hamberders, and they give you sporks for the mashed potatoes and coleslaw.

(And you know Trump has been president too long when "hamberders" doesn't piss off your spelling checker.)

[Initech]

6. Though I will say that crap on a silver platter is a perfect metaphor for this administration!

[liberaltrucker]

4. ...

[Hekate]

7. Perfect.

[underpants]

8. I truly wonder if we are going to have any more screaming on the lawn under a running helicopter

Moments.

It almost gives me a sort of nostalgia until I realize every single day that bag of scum spent in the WH Was an embarrassment to everything this nation and just plain decency stand for.

[Pobeka]

9. I rate this post ....

A 10/10!