The Trump Presidential Library

[Dem4Life1102]

[Glamrock]

1. It'd be more believable

if it was all coloring ring books. There's some thick tomes in there. You know he couldn't suffer through that much reading!

[North Shore Chicago]

2. Way too generous

for this nincompoop, an evil nincompoop.

[dem4decades]

3. Trump Library? Bathroom, golf toilet, iphone for Twitter, no books

That would pretty much do it.

[GoneOffShore]

4. Someone sent me a link about a satire site and I posted it here.

Donald J. Trump Library

Complete with an Alt-Right Auditorium.

[3Hotdogs]

10. Its inaccurate.. Hotel scene: There are no pee stains on the bed on which the "guests' are standing.

[GoneOffShore]

13. Ah but the description -

Amenities include:

500 thread-count (stain resistant) sheets
Room service
Bedside urinals
Bathroom fixtures completely dripping in gold
Floor to ceiling plastic wrapping by request

[Blue Owl]

12. It's already bankrupt

Shut ‘er down...

[Martin Eden]

5. I heard the Trump library burned down

BOTH books were destroyed, and one hadn't even been colored in yet.

[RazzleCat]

6. I was just thinking of this today

I wondered if he would put one at his beloved mara largo and somehow find a way to grift the monies for it. Thinking collect donations, then charge back a lease on his own property to hold it.

[Ligyron]

14. What sucks about Merde del Lardo is there's really only one access road leading in or out

[Harker]

7. Lieberry. n/t

[Sherman A1]

8. Way too many books

Unless they are the scores of volumes written by others about his corruption and narcissism.

[RVN VET71]

9. No, no, no, no! Where's the porn!?

Whatever else is included in the library, it ain't complete without pictures of Trump's favorite things. Namely boobs and that thing he likes to grab women by.

[sop]

11. Trump's unpresidential library will have more slot machines and blackjack tables than books.