What will Trump run on in 2024?

[DetlefK]

He will build the best economy!!!

Well, actually... The pre-Corona Trump-economy was better than Obama's economy, but it was worse than George W. Bush's pre-2008 economy and worse than Bill Clinton's economy. And there's this tiny problem of the Corona-recession that DID happen during his term.



He will build the wall!!!

Wait... I thought he already did?



He will give you the best healthcare!!!

Wait... Why didn't he do that the last time he was President?



He will launch a HUGE infrastructure-project!!!

Wait... Why didn't he do that the last time he was President? (Remember the Infrastructure-Week that never was?)



He will reduce the national debt!!! He knows all about debt!!!

Then why did he increase the debt last time he was President?



He will make the best deals with other countries!!! He knows all about making deals!!!

Like having the US break the nuclear treaty with Iran? Like signing the same worthless nuclear disarmament-treaty with North-Korea that North-Korea has signed with 4 other US-administrations before? Like Trump's new NAFTA that is exactly as the old NAFTA except it has Trump's name on it? Like a trade-war with China?



He will be so busy working, he will have no time to play golf!!!

Sure.



He will fight the Deep State and drain the swamp!!!

Says the former President who was impeached for attempted blackmail, who got his kids government-jobs, and who installed unqualified political hacks.



He will protect you from Antifa!!!

All the while right-wing domestic terrorism has already far eclipsed any left-wing street-riots as a national-security threat.



He will bring back strong showers! Don't you hate those new showerheads that can't rinse shampoo out of your hair? And what about toilets! He has to flush fifteen, sixteen times to flush it down in the toilet! The other day there was this guy who came up to Trump and shook his hand and said 'Thank you Mr. President for doing something about the toilets!' These toilets are fake! Fake! Just like the Corona, which he actually defeated. The vaccine that came out in summer 2021 was developed only thanks to him! Donald Trump defeated the Corona! Also the Corona doesn't exist and was invented by the Fake News media!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. He will run BECAUSE HE WAS ROBBED!

[Newest Reality]

2. I think he will run on Adderall if he even makes it that far.

[Beachnutt]

3. Prison Reform....

[DetlefK]

18. That was his ONLY political success...

Except nobody except Jared Kushner ever talks about it and nobody gives a shit about it.

[Ferrets are Cool]

4. He wont be running anywhere in 2024.

[FightingIrish]

5. Adderall

[11 Bravo]

6. Unless its a treadmill, the pudgy prevaricator won't matter.

[Tanuki]

7. Racism, xenophobia, and misogyny, just like always (if he runs at all).

[Binkie The Clown]

8. He won't be "running" on anything. He'll be sitting on a bed pan with drool dripping down his chin.

Trying to remember who he once was.

[Snake Plissken]

9. Trump will run as a political entertainer, just as others have done who have no intention of winning

It's what the media wants and what his cult wants, they will continue to force him on us for the next four years like it or not ... as long as his trolling continues to interest the media's audiences.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

10. But he'll wear a tan suit. That should do it.

......

We have four years to remind Americans of his lies, deceptions, cruelty and neglect of duty every single day.

KY........

[RKP5637]

11. He will run on instigating lies and hatred across the US, and kissing Putin's butt again! n/t

[Efilroft Sul]

12. Extra-Strength White Grievance

Because if we don't put down the home-grown terrorism now, the problem will only get worse.

[Thekaspervote]

13. His niece Mary said in an interview that he won't run again. She's be spot on with predictions

She says with that fragile of an ego he will never put himself in a position again that carries that much risk of loss

[Initech]

14. The sad thing is people will forget what a shithead he was the first time around.

And that's of course assuming that he lives to 2024.

[grumpyduck]

15. He'll run on KFC and McDonald's.

[Beringia]

16. Diesel Oil

[42bambi]

17. He will be running on a treadmill machine while living in a posh prison, he wants to keep

a manly figure because....

[Kitchari]

19. He will be in jail

If there is any justice (I know, a big "if"

[lpbk2713]

20. I really don't think Trump will be around in 2024.

His lifestyle will do him in.

[bdamomma]

22. He will be ever

in debt, and the law suits will kill him.

[Wellstone ruled]

21. Fail to understand why people

are beating a dead horse. Trump is DOA from here on out. His mental make up totally prevents another run. Narcissistic Psycho's like him usually are not long for this earth after they are "found out".

[Pisces]

23. HATE

[JDC]

24. He will run on the curing Covid. It makes no matter that he will have nothing to do with it

He has always taken credit for others work and successes.

If he runs that is.

[doc03]

25. He will be seen as a LOSER by then. Eventually his supporters will realize he lost

the election wasn't rigged and they didn't cheat he is a LOSER. Once a candidate loses election nobody wants to be seen with them.

[Bettie]

26. Argle Bargle...ME ME ME!

Same thing he's always run on.