"You never know when you'll need a tissue."" . . . Please come CAPTION Sarah Palin!!!

[skip fox]

Sarah ("Obama's A Promised Land is really a coloring book, not a self-biography" ) Palin: "Every time he opens his mouth, or writes a paragraph in this case, Obama shows how really very, very stupid he is. . . . He called me, and I'm quoting him directly, part of the 'anti-intellectual wing of the Republican Party.' . . . Well, I should hope so! . . . Hasn't anyone told him the intellectual part goes on the brain, not the wing. . . . Did he ever go to school, much less college?. . . . How did we ever vote for this guy, anyway?"

[Takket]

1. thanks for having me for this interview Jeffery Toobin, and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skip fox]

4. nice.

But was it the size of tattoos that surprised her?

[PufPuf23]

2. Pin the tail on the jackass, from an advertisement for the popular

new pandemic parlor game featuring Palin.

Comes with real pins.

[crickets]

11. DUzy! Best laugh of the day. Thank you! 😄

[RainCaster]

3. Where's my vodka?

[spanone]

5. gnats have a larger brain

[Baked Potato]

6. Who took the tape off my web cam !?!?

[underpants]

7. She had no idea what the hell she was talking about.

Oh sorry that’s a quote from his book.

[Dem4Life1102]

8. Damn she's got the crazy eyes.

[ornotna]

9. I had to open my mouth this wide

for that turkey neck.

[Laffy Kat]

10. She may want to go easier on the Botox. nt

[Onthefly]

12. Salad with Scrambled

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[Freedomofspeech]

13. She went to like 6 different colleges for an undergrad?

She is so insignificant. I despise her.🤡

[llmart]

14. I learned something new from this though...

I didn't know she voted for President Obama.

[keithbvadu2]

15. Intellectual Sarah who thinks Africa is a country.

Intellectual Sarah who thinks Africa is a country.