Trump's remaining Pennsylvania lawyer told to show up in Court tomorrow...or else

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

[leftofthestorm]

1. What a burn!

[The Genealogist]

2. Probably will be another keystone cops kind of moment

A nonzero number of Trump lawyers had best be there!

[RockRaven]

3. Ruh-roh Shaggy!!!

Hope this shitbird willing to get into bed with Trump considers the pain he's about to experience is worth whatever he bills Trump (or should I say whatever he actually gets paid).

[Glamrock]

4. Oh Lord, I beseech thee...

Please let Rudy Giuliani step into the void! It’s been a hard year, Lord. Wildfires (and they called him wiiiiiild Fire, sorry couldn’t resist), hurricanes, fucking murder hornets. It’s been a rough year. While we thank you and your son for not putting zombies on our 2020 bingo card, it would be affirmation of your greatness to put Rudy in front of a judge to make an ass of himself. By your will, amen.

[ecstatic]

5. Isn't it too late for Rudy to step in? I thought lawyers had to declare themselves in advance

in filed paperwork??

[Glamrock]

7. Pssshhh! As if I'd know!

This was my prayer to higher being just for the entertainment value of Rudy in front of a judge....

[rsdsharp]

10. He could file an appearance with the clerk's office on the way to the courtroom.

I doubt, however, that Rudy is admitted to practice in the Middle District of Pennsylvania, and this judge doesn’t seem in a mood to waive the pro hac vice rules.

[Blue Owl]

6. Bwah!

This oughtta be good...

[brooklynite]

8. Going with the incompetent client defense?

[crickets]

9. "Trump's latest lawyer told listeners of his radio show..."

There's no way anyone could make up a story to match what's going on. It's unreal.

Link to tweet

Trump's latest lawyer told listeners of his radio show Nov. 7 "in my opinion there really are no bombshells that are about to drop that will derail a Biden presidency, including the lawsuits" and suggested Trump's suits "don't seem to have much evidence."

Then do tell what is the bleeping point? You are going to be wasting the judge's time. They don't like that. At all.

[yellowcanine]

11. I hope Rudy tries to pass notes to the dumbfuck lawyer and gets his ass thrown out by the judge.

That would make my day.

[brooklynite]

12. BREAKING: Trump is sending in the "A Team"...

[MineralMan]

13. I predict another judicial scolding of Trump's attorneys.