Well, That Was Weird

[ItsjustMe]

[SunSeeker]

1. Or, he can start with, "Welcome back, America."

[Xolodno]

2. Actually...

...I think it should start like this;

My fellow Americans, I like to start off with a quote from a previous President. One that is a Republican, hated by many and very controversial. But this quote encases the previous four years. Thus I quote, George W. Bush;

"That, was some weird shit"

[jmowreader]

3. I would settle for

“Marshals, hold that man.”

[Cirque du So-What]

5. Sounds good to me

Thing is, I don’t expect to see Orange Foolius anywhere in the vicinity of Joe Biden’s inauguration. Try the golf course at merde-a-log’o.

[betsuni]

4. The right-wing media would accuse him of plagiarizing G.W. Bush's "Well, that was some weird shit."