New legal filing asks court to allow trump campaign to count PA mail in ballots. Not the Onion.

[yellowcanine]

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/11/new-legal-filing-asks-court-to-allow-trump-campaign-to-count-pennsylvanias-mail-in-ballots/

President Donald J. Trump’s presidential campaign has issued a new legal filing asking the court to allow them to personally count the mail-in ballots in Pennsylvania.

“Due to confusion caused by the withdrawal of Plaintiffs’ lead counsel on Friday, Nov. 13, the Amended Complaint filed on Nov. 15 inadvertently withdrew numerous allegations contained in the original Complaint regarding the preclusion of observers at the canvassing of mail votes and the subsequent improper counting of mail votes in the seven Defendant County Boards of Election,” the court document states.

I don't even know how to react to this other than WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!

[WA-03 Democrat]

1. Hells no

[Thekaspervote]

2. "I" will count the ballots...and "I" will declare the winner.

[efhmc]

3. Yeah, right.

[bullimiami]

4. how the hell does someone even concoct such an insane scheme. rudy mushbrain.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Somehow I think this one's gonna crash and burn on takeoff.

It's time for Rule 11 sanctions, too. https://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcp/rule_11

[spanone]

6. What a pantload of bullshit.

[d_b]

7. LoL

[The Genealogist]

8. Oh look! I won 100% of the vote!

[rsdsharp]

9. How very Stalinesque.

“it’s not the people who vote that count, it's the people who count the votes."

[dware]

10. This time, I hope the Judge openly laughs his ass off

as he's dismissing the lawsuit and imposing fines on Rudy and Co.

[brewens]

11. Should be rejected on grounds that no one in their right mind would allow the ignorant, filthy,

disease spreading vermin with the Trump campaign in their building.

[angrychair]

12. I mean

He just wants to count the "legitimate votes" it sounds fair...

[roamer65]

13. DOA.

[dware]

14. Or, as one of my daughters, who is a Paramedic,

would say, DRT, Dead Right There.