Ex-Secret Service agents ponder how to drag Trump from the White House if he refuses to leave

[soothsayer]

Can only hope there are tasers and dogs involved

https://www.businessinsider.com/biden-trump-eviction-inauguration-secret-service-white-house-2020-11

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/11/ex-secret-service-agents-ponder-how-to-drag-trump-from-the-white-house-if-he-refuses-to-leave/

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[Raster]

1. Sell tickets... put in on pay-per-view...

...charge $30.00 for the livestream of tRump* being dragged from the White House!

[underpants]

9. Did ya see my eviction! Great ratings. Hoooog numbers

Best eviction evah. Buhleeveme

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

37. I'd pay to watch that

[Raster]

39. tRump* being dragged from the White House?...

...Everyone in the country would pay to watch that, ESPECIALLY his Rethuglican* allies.
"Is he gone? Can we come out now?"

[Dave Starsky]

43. It would be the biggest pay-per-view event in history.

Bigger than the Mayweather/McGregor fight.

My whole family will be donating plasma to buy a TV and watch that.

[Raster]

51. it would be cathartic...

...National tRump* Closure Day!



#DragHimOut

[onetexan]

54. Oh heck yeah PPV wld make a killing if that can be live streamed

[nilram]

2. Well, NOT by the hair.

Not securely enough attached

[Raster]

40. PETA would claim cruelty to animals...

...that is, if they could identify which animal is perched on the top of his head.

[NRaleighLiberal]

3. strap him to a forklift - use lots of duct tape. Esp on his asshole...er, mouth

[Nevilledog]

45. Or Hannibal Lecter complete with restraints, spit mask, and rolled out on a dolly.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Cut the Wi-Fi

He’ll wander out on his own aimlessly seeking signal for his next tweetrage.

[kskiska]

48. Along with his cable TV.

Like Obama said, he'd be out really fast.

[underpants]

5. Business Insider has a pay wall now too?

Geesh.

[lagomorph777]

6. Blockade the KFC deliveries. He'll be dying of starvation in a couple of hours.

[tavernier]

7. He'll want to come out to play golf eventually.

Problem solved.

[Norbert]

27. Or rename the White House Vietnam

He will be gone in a matter of minutes.

[dware]

8. Put a Big Mac on a string and dangle it in front of him

and lead him to the exit and once he's out the door, quickly change the locks.

[Solly Mack]

10. Oh, I can think of ways. Fun ways - depending on your definition of fun, that is.

[Hotler]

11. Treat him just like a drug dealer. Kick in the door a 3:00 AM, throw in a flash bang,

hog tie him. if he starts to whine, smack him in the mouth with a rifle butt. Drag him to the street, set him on the curb for the whole world to see.

[soothsayer]

13. Kneel on his neck until he develops empathy

[Hotler]

15. Good point, Thanks nt

[ecstatic]

33. And don't forget to let his head hit the car door roof while tossing him

in the back of the van! That part is especially important, according to trump himself! "Don't be too nice," he said.

“When you see thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just see them thrown in; rough. I said, ‘please don’t be too nice,'” Trump said Friday at a Suffolk County, New York event discussing the administration’s efforts to handle a violent gang known as MS-13. “Like when you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head, you know, the way you put your hand over it. Like, don’t hit their head, and they’ve just killed somebody. I said, you can take the hand away, O.K.?.”

https://time.com/4878838/president-donald-trump-police-officers/

[EndlessWire]

47. I agree. n/t

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

12. Well...

[Silent3]

14. Hello, dolly.

[Nevilledog]

46. GMTA....posted this idea upthread. Too lazy to post picture so you win!

[usedtobedemgurl]

16. I think we should listen to Trump on this one...

To paraphrase: don’t be gentle. Don’t just coax him out. And when you get to the car, don’t use your hand to guide him in.

[LuckyCharms]

17. Rusty vice-grips on the ding dong.

[2naSalit]

22. LOL!

[LuckyCharms]

28. You know, 2naSalit...

Right after I posted that, I vacuumed my whole house, and during the entire time I was doing that, I kept thinking that would be a hell of a name for a band...

"Rusty vise-grips on the ding dong".

[2naSalit]

32. I know you're right about that!

[MoonlitKnight]

35. Do they make them that small?

[LuckyCharms]

36. .

[hlthe2b]

18. Take the door off its hinges, send in a very beefy squad of a dozen officers and carry him out.

I honestly don't see the problem, except that he will likely pee through his adult depends.

I do feel bad for those assigned to him afterward.

[safeinOhio]

19. Use Bill Barr

nonirritating tear gas and pepper spray.

[JHB]

20. He won't refuse, he'll just whine and complain while he shuffles out

He's too much of a personal coward to actually face being physically removed.

It would mean other people's hands, men's hands, touching him unpleasantly.

It would inevitably muss his hair, leaving it unraveled and exposing his splotchy scalp for the world to see.

Mr. Chickenshit won't risk that.

[healthnut7]

21. Put him in a cage!!

I think it is only appropriate for him to know what that feels like. First for the kids that he has done this to and practice hopefully, for a future jail cell!!!

[blueinredohio]

23. I volunteer to help.

[Best_man23]

24. If the USSS is pondering how to remove tRump if he refuses to leave

The movie Casino provides one possible example of a way to get it done.

[lindysalsagal]

26. Lol! Send in Joe Pesce!

[tinrobot]

25. As visibly as possible. Preferably down the driveway and into a dumpster.

[octoberlib]

29. Trump's a fucking coward. I'll go in there and drag his ass out.

[jeffreyi]

30. I will be happy to donate a couple of hay hooks.

[jmowreader]

31. Not a big problem

Call Walter Kidde, who makes fire extinguishers. Have them pull a dozen CO2 fire extinguishers from the production line before they get filled. Fill 'em up with nitrous oxide. Have an appliance dolly at the ready.

On January 20 at 11:30 am, assuming he hasn't already gone to Mar-a-Lago, we send a nice young lady in to his room. She tells him, "Mr. President, it's time to go. Please follow me." Either he does or doesn't. If he does, problem averted. If he doesn't, the twelve biggest men in the Secret Service enter the room and empty their fire extinguishers in his face. When he's out cold, they strap Mushroom Dick to the appliance dolly, wheel it to the parking garage in the basement, load him into a panel van, and drive him to either the airport or the city jail.

[Brother Buzz]

34. The veterinarians in my Podunk community are evenly split between....

utilizing the trusty cattle prod or tranquilizer darts

The large animal specialist make a good argument for using the cattle prod because it would leave on its own power and not have to be hauled off the premises.

[sarcasmo]

38. 1-20-21 is Eviction day at high noon.

[Mc Mike]

41. Zap him in the neck, drop him in a wheelchair.

Remand him into NY State and NYC custody, to start the felony trials.

He can sit in solitary in Rikers, for a few months.

[CabalPowered]

42. Flashbangs and tazers?

[Hassler]

44. Leave a trail of KFC and Big Macs leading out the door

[Cha]

56. lol what if he's chained himself

to a pole in the bunker.. with rudy as guard?

[Kid Berwyn]

49. There's a certain satisfaction rolling him out with a bum's rush.

[krispos42]

50. Cattleprods

I like the idea of 3 USSS agents zapping his ass along until he's out the front door, then the Park Police grab him and haul his ass off to jail for trespassing on a secure federal property.

[onetexan]

52. teehee - i'm thinking of Michael Rappaports' hog ties remarks now

https://www.thewrap.com/michael-rapaport-threatens-to-hog-tie-pig-dick-donald-and-toss-him-out-of-the-white-house-video/

[usajumpedtheshark]

53. As I previously suggested a tranquilized gun, a net, and then released into the Alaskan wilderness.

Will probably need an elephant dose of tranquilizer and putin might prefer releasing trump into siberia

[Cha]

55. Ponder... That must be a fun

exercise!

Rt TY!

[Boogiemack]

57. Handcuffs! After Joe is sworn in, Trump is a private citizen and will be trespassing. nt

[Roisin Ni Fiachra]

58. Order him to get face down on the floor, put his hands behind his back,

handcuff him, force him to his feet, and either frogmarch or drag him out.

Just like the cops would do to you or me if we were in somebody's house, and the homeowner wanted us to leave, and we refused to leave.

For pete's sake, he's a criminal, he's not the freakin' king of the United States, he only thinks he is.

[soothsayer]

59. Knee on neck! Very important flourish

[Hortensis]

60. Security guards escorted Lt. Col. Vindman out. So boring,

but my own best guess is that some top Republicans would come escort him out to the helicopter. With security guards and unspecified federal agents close by. As ex-president he'll have his own, probably newly assigned Secret Service detail.

I'm remembering the scenes on West Wing's last episode, cutting from the president and first lady looking around and leaving for the last time to the teams of WH domestic staff marching in to remove their pictures from the walls, etc., to the dais and crowds at the inauguration. It'll all happen except the exs's gracious departure, and Trump and Biden will not be riding together to the inauguration, Trump's decision.