OMG, Rudy's "hair color" is running down his head at his press conference!!! LOL 😂

[ashredux]

[cilla4progress]

1. Pics

Anywhere?

This insane shitshow..

[demmiblue]

2. ...

[LexVegas]

4. ...

[TheBlackAdder]

81. Where have I seen this before? Mr. Shadow wants the stones.

.

Rudy must be under pressure.

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[bronxiteforever]

116. +1 Brilliant connection!

[Mike 03]

5. OMG. What a freak show. I've had enough, let me out!

[Mossfern]

8. Can't see image

hints on how to do it?
Maybe if you make it a link?

[demmiblue]

12. Here is a tweet (the pic I posted is more of a close-up, though):

Link to tweet

[Mossfern]

20. Ha!

Thanks for that.
Can he not afford a hairstylist to dye it for him?
At $20,000 per day, he should.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

93. Try right-click over broken icon, View Image. Often pops up for me. Twitter images most prone. nt

[634-5789]

103. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EnNDozZUUAABELl.jpg

[malaise]

10. Holy Shit

[lagomorph777]

84. Yes, I think that's what he used for hair dye.

[malaise]

120. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[hlthe2b]

13. Eww.. That is worse than I'd imagined. Damn

If he wasn't such a total and complete jackass, liar, propagandist, incompetent blowhard intent on damaging democracy for profit, I might actually feel some sympathy. But, no. Just cringe-inducing schadenfreude.

[demmiblue]

23. It gets worse:

Link to tweet

Blech.

[hlthe2b]

26. OMG...

[dalton99a]

33. +1

[Nevilledog]

43. Perhaps Bob Ross helped

v

[jmbar2]

59. HAHAHAHa

[Budi]

61. Haaaaahaaa!aa....Miller loaned Rudy his staff hair artist 😂

[Roland99]

78. OMG! AH...OMG...I choked on my caramel apple!

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[634-5789]

105. MMM...Caramel Apple...

[PatrickforO]

79. Ah, painting a happy little Nazi widow's peak!

Maybe a few nice little clouds, a rock here and there. Some happy trees!

And a happy little TREASON trial.

[PatSeg]

53. Oh Rudy, Rudy

the color of your hair is the least of your problems. How on earth did you think coloring your hair would make you look better? Oh well, I guess Trump thought so as well. Must be contagious.

[Amishman]

56. let the memes begin

[Hortensis]

70. Thanks, Demmi. From our view, it only gets better.

[uponit7771]

75. Are we sure this isn't photo shopped? No one told him?! ...jus

[Generic Brad]

109. No, but Trumps team mocked him on the live feed

Not a good look or vibe all around.

[fleur-de-lisa]

88. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[Dustlawyer]

124. Never let them see you sweat!

[bdtrppr6]

29. LOL DUMBASS!

hahahahahahahahahaha fucking hilarious! what a nut sack! best thing I've seen in a while. hahahahahahaha

[PatSeg]

49. Whoa!

There are no words!

[crickets]

68. Ew. *gag* That is just disgusting.

Can we please stop pretending this man is normal or sane? He's a train wreck on two feet. Ugh.

[MoonRiver]

74. OMG

[Roland99]

76. "I'm melting! Melting! What a world...."

[LuckyCharms]

77. That's the evil oozing out of him.

Even the evil can't stand him and is trying to escape.

[lagomorph777]

80. Looks like manure. Maybe he got it at the Four Seasons.

[Lasher]

96. Or the dildo store next door.

[Barbara2423]

99. Is that his brain or hair dye?

[Ilsa]

111. He is a DEMON sweating TAR. nt

[olegramps]

89. Sorry, but that is not hair dye. It's shit. Brain diarrhea. Common among Republicans.

[ashredux]

3. Happening Now on Fox....bizarre doesn't even come close to describing it

[underpants]

11. I see Jenna Ellis right behind him just so sure of herself

Nodding
Faking hard faces
Etc.

[TheRealNorth]

6. Is he melting?

[ashredux]

7. Now bringing into George Sonos in the "conspiracy theory"

[C_U_L8R]

9. Black stuff oozing out of Giuliani's head?

Of course there is. Bless his satanic little heart.

[Baclava]

14. BWAhahahaha, lying shyster lawyer sweating like a pig, hilarious!

Trump is paying him $20,000 a day for THIS?

BWAhahahahahaha

It's OVER!

YOU LOST!, GET OVER IT!

[chriscan64]

63. Everybody knows...

hair costs $70,000 not $20,000 (see tax returns). Rudy should have upped his price.

[wnylib]

102. Trump must be really pissed if he is seeing this.

Trump puts so much value on how things look.

[SWBTATTReg]

15. Someone must have spilled water on him...he is melting!!

[dchill]

16. Decompensating at a press conference?

I think so!

[Wicked Blue]

69. Did you mean decomposing?

[dchill]

72. That comes next.

[Maru Kitteh]

17. Is dude having an MI up there? I haven't seen anybody sweat that much since

his orangeness.

[Siwsan]

18. Perhaps he needs to switch from Fanci-Full to something more semi-permanent.

I'd suggest Clairol Natural Instincts.

[Mossfern]

21. He's probably using Grecian Formula

Do they still make that stuff?

[hlthe2b]

27. I remember those ads. Did that happen with GF?

[ironflange]

28. Sure they do

Uh. . .that's what my friend says.

[LeftInTX]

40. Yes, it's actually permanent

Color and developer that you mix...It's thicker than most dyes.

[Mossfern]

85. Thanks

I had no idea.
Rudy must have used a rinse then.

[chriscan64]

86. The one that made it to market was Grecian Formula 16.

He probably uses one of the 15 test formulas that didn't cut it for mass consumption.

[jmowreader]

97. Yes, they do

Because as everyone knows, if you use haircolor with a woman's picture on the box it instantly transforms you into a girl.

[Mossfern]

98. Ha!

I do believe that they believe that!

[Totally Tunsie]

114. It's true! Here's Rudy from his blond days:

[LeftInTX]

55. Hah!! I wonder if he used that spray stuff?

[Siwsan]

60. Hadn't thought of that. Maybe he borrowed it from Stephen Miller

[fleur-de-lisa]

90. Ch-ch-ch-chia!

[cilla4progress]

19. Do they KNOW this is crazy

or are they so dishonest and craven...

Question of this era.

[hatrack]

22. Well, we knew he had shit-for-brains, but that was just a metaphor . .

Now it's a literal truth.

[Hekate]

24. He's having a literal meltdown, in other words

[NurseJackie]

25. Yikes! Looks like something straight out of "Death in Venice"

Looks like something straight out of "Death in Venice"

EDIT: I found it!

[Sogo]

47. EXACTLY the thought that came to my mind

when I started reading this thread.

I remember seeing that movie when I was in undergrad many years ago and thinking it was soooo pathetic; just as much today with Rudy!

[Buns_of_Fire]

30. Brain leakage. nt

[yellowcanine]

31. So he admits they are trying to "overturn the election" in various Biden states. How is this not

TREASON?

[liberal_mama]

32. You'd think Rudy's family would step in and stop him from embarrassing himself in public constantly

He's a disgrace.

[Solly Mack]

34. Poo juice flowing from a pile of shit.

[maxrandb]

48. Maybe he rubbed Santorum in his hair.

I've always said the best part of Rudy ran down the crack of his mom's ass and became the brown stain on the bed.


https://m.

[jcgoldie]

35. So I mean cheap hair dye aside...

Why does every picture of giuliani look like he is being goosed by a zuchini or something??

Jenna Ellis where are your hands???

[Disaffected]

36. Looks like the smelly liquid

that oozes out of a rotten potato.

[Politicub]

37. Did he start the presser mid dye job?

I mean, seriously. Hair dye doesn’t normally run down one’s face.

Shoe polish, perhaps? Or wood stain?

[jcgoldie]

39. Trump loaned him the wood stain

But he forgot to tell him you smear it on your face not in your hair...

[chowder66]

45. It's either that spray-on dye or powder touch-up dye for in-between dye jobs. nt

[lagomorph777]

87. Maybe he couldn't tell the difference between shit and shinola.

[Boxerfan]

38. He keeps wiping & never touches the brain drool....

OMG I am dying-he seriously can't be unaware of his hair color drooling down his face. And he keeps wiping with a now toxic hankie. And he never touches the drool marks....

Down to his CHIN on both sides-live TV!

[Blue Owl]

41. That's a good look for Rudy

Really brings it all together...

[jmbar2]

42. It has reached his collar now.

Jenna Ellis is amused.

[Gothmog]

44. LOL

Link to tweet

[Happy Hoosier]

46. This defines the Trump campaign. NT

[ashredux]

50. This is just an QAnon press conference....bizarre to the max....insane

[tblue37]

51. Best comment:

Link to tweet

[Sogo]

52. The woman behind him looks like she took lessons from Melania

on sucking on lemons for that international model look....

[jmbar2]

54. Good grief

Looks like he painted the color on while he was wearing his glasses. There are uncolored stripes above both ears.

These photos of Jenna Ellis smiling behind this clown will stay with her for the rest of her career.

[nykym]

57. That's not hair color

its his brain or what ever the substance in his head is.

[LeftInTX]

58. This probably why Trump ditched his dye job

Another perfect metaphor for the end of the Trump presidency

[BeyondGeography]

62. Brownish ooze from the cranial area while spewing spew

Maybe there is a God.

[magicarpet]

64. Must be liquid shoe polish,... it gets runny when you sweat.

At $20,000.00/day lawyer's fees,... one must be frugal. Hair dye is so expensive,... shoe polish not so much,... especially if you have a coupon fo 50¢ off.

[ashredux]

65. Now they have expanded this to a WORLDWIDE CONSPIRACY

[Klaralven]

66. If Trump is watching, he's probably yelling "Where's Roy Cohn? Get me Roy Cohn!!!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cohn#Representation_of_Donald_Trump_and_Rupert_Murdoch

Rupert Murdoch was a client, and Cohn repeatedly pressured President Ronald Reagan to further Murdoch's interests. He is credited with introducing Trump and Murdoch, in the mid-1970s, marking the beginning of what was to be a long, pivotal association between the two.

[csziggy]

67. I never thought he could top his Four Seasons press conference!

But this is better - it doesn't have an amusing location to distraction from Rudy's insanity.

[Vinca]

71. Maybe there's a hole in his head and he really has shit for brains.

[tblue37]

73. Of course he does. You know where his head has been--up Trump's ------

[lagomorph777]

91. Thread won.

[Xipe Totec]

82. Reminds me of this Eugenio Derbez scene

[sarcasmo]

83. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The laugh I needed.

[warmfeet]

92. It's not hair dye.

He is just so full of shit that when he sweats it comes out his pores. Gross Man!

[Traildogbob]

94. I did not watch

Refuse to tune in near Fox Noise, Ever. This is all funny, but heard a lady call Thom Hartmann and other than Gooliani the other attorneys were frightening with their plans going forward to steal the election. Someone talk me down. The Fox cult will wholly believe all of this.

[melman]

95. Rudy's got the hangover sweats

[matt819]

100. Serious question

Is he on drugs?

[matt819]

101. Serious question

Is he on drugs?

[Warpy]

104. He obviously found one of Reagan's old bottles in a disused basement bathroom

He didn't know the stuff went bad after 40 years or so wedged in a corner behind the toilet.

[hibbing]

106. Sir, you're leaking n/t

[11 Bravo]

107. Who knew that flop sweat came in colors?

[AdamGG]

108. His stylist is Vidal Sassoon Total Landscaping

[electric_blue68]

110. omg! A smidge of pity - the rest? 😳😃😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪

[niyad]

112. Rudy!Rudy! Rudy! I have told him a hundred times NOT to use dollar store shoe polish!

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

113. Well now we know it's true...

He does have shit for brains...quick it’s leaking

[wnylib]

115. Might be his fake tan instead of

his hair color.

[LudwigPastorius]

117. How long before he's standing on the sidewalk, with his pants down, singing to himself?

[Javaman]

118. Ghoulish I is the living embodiment of everything

That is wrong with the WHs messenging

[nolabear]

119. I cannot believe these clowns are killing democracy.

[Initech]

121. Are we sure that's really Giuliani and not Tobias Funke?

[beaglelover]

122. I think it's bronzer, not hair dye. But it's still very gross!

[Hassler]

123. While he's up there oozing, Pocket Pool Jailiani should tuck in his shirt.

[muriel_volestrangler]

125. Rudy as election lawyer - what could possibly go wrong?

[TexasBushwhacker]

126. Why would dye your hair

if you've lost 2/3 of your hair?

[Gothmog]

127. Open mic

Link to tweet

?s=20

[BobTheSubgenius]

128. Yet I have seen him with his head shaved.

Does anyone know what's up with that? Usually, when a man shaves his head, they have taken on that look forever, and don't go back to partial hair.