Pat Robertson prays for Satan to stop making people believe Joe Biden won the election

[DonViejo]

"In the name of Jesus, I bind the spirit of delusion that has come across our land... I still think Trump’s gonna ultimately win.”

By Alex Bollinger Thursday, November 19, 2020

Televangelist Pat Robertson is praying that the U.S. prayed for God to end “the spirit of delusion” that is making people think that Joe Biden won the election.

“In the name of Jesus, I bind the spirit of delusion that has come across our land,” he said on The 700 Club. “We will not surrender our nation. We will not give up this great country.”

“And Satan, you cannot have it, in the name of Jesus,” he continued, implying that Biden is being made president by the devil. “I believe God has heard” his prayers, he said. “And I’m asking everybody in this audience to pray.”

“It isn’t over yet. And I do not think, again, He wants to turn this nation over to socialism and Bernie Sanders and oh- AOC and those people are pure socialist and they want to take over control of everything.”

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[Moostache]

1. In the name of the same Jesus, I command lightning to strike Pat dead tonight...

Check back later to see how real Jeebus is...

[dchill]

5. Having no real evidence, I can only opine...

...that Jesus is more real than Pat Robertson.

[Moostache]

9. I will give you that...

I have no idea what kind of embalming fluid they pump through that thing in Robertson's used up body to keep it animated, but it is starting to resemble an overly-aged animatronic facsimile at this point!

[Aristus]

2. More people might believe Robertson's horseshit if he didn't look like he was taking

a massive dump while he prays...

[louis-t]

3. As long as they're praying, they'll have less time to threaten people.

[Blue Owl]

4. Oh Jesus, tell us thy lying, cheating, stealing, mass-murdering psychopath won the election

[lpbk2713]

6. There's no fool like an old fool.

And you will not find many that are more foolish than Robertson.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

7. I initiially read that as Robert Pattinson prays to Satan...

[bluestarone]

8. Didn't Pat say God told him RUMP would win?

Well all i can say is why isn't Pat saying GOD LIED TO HIM?

[JHB]

17. God told him Bush41 would win too

You'd think he'd catch on that God is punking him, but no...

[Sneederbunk]

10. Have come to believe Pat has direct line to . . .Satan.

[IggleDuer]

11. Does Satan listen to Pat's prayers? Does Pat think so?

N/T

[jmowreader]

12. Satan responds

"Don't fucking look at me, asshole. I was pulling for Trump."

[Gothmog]

13. This idiiot is senile

[Wounded Bear]

14. Pat Robertson, proof positive that only the good die young...

[struggle4progress]

15. "Jesus told me he wants you to sell everything you have and give the money to me"

[Mariana]

16. Put Pat Robertson's ministry on the list of those that need to be taxed.

I hope President Biden will order the IRS to vigorously enforce the Johnson Amendment.

[onethatcares]

18. uhh Pat,

Jesus told me to tell you to get off the teevee, sell everything you have, and walk the walk or he'll turn you over to SATAN and his whims.

Just thought I'd let ya know.....

[yellowcanine]

19. Uh oh. Sounds like a smiting could be coming.

I just love a good smiting.