The 'face' of Trump's defense team

[left-of-center2012]

Donald Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani delivered a rambling monologue Thursday meant to reveal evidence for a 'massive' vote fraud where he quoted 'My Cousin Vinny' and claimed he had 'hundreds' of sworn affidavits as evidence that he would not share.

He expressed shock at how the vote changed as absentee ballots came in. 'We have statisticians willing to testify,' Giuliani said.

As he spoke and evidently perspired, a bead of dark liquid ran down the right side of his face.

He then yielded the mic to lawyer Sidney Powell, who represented former Trump national security advisor Mike Flynn ...
'The world is watching this,' said Powell.

I'm melting: As the bizarre press conference went on, a heavily sweating Giuliani
began to have streaks of apparent hair dye on the side of his face


Head of the suit: This is the man leading Donald Trump's fight to overturn the election results


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8967203/Rudy-Giuliani-presents-evidence-massive-voting-fraud-bizarre-press-conference.html

[superpatriotman]

1. Scumbags extraordinaire behind him

Ellis and di Genova (not pictured: Toensing)

[Gothmog]

2. From George Conway

Link to tweet

[LuckyCharms]

3. Jesus Christ, Rudy! Halloween is over!

[Blue Owl]

4. I can already picture the Kate McKinnon gag on SNL

Several of those fake make-up artist pump-in hoses on the side of the head leaking and oozing out brown fluid...

[PSPS]

5. "He's drunk all the time." - Michael Cohen on Rudy.

[dalton99a]

6. 'You don't have to smell this one,' he said.

[LizBeth]

7. Why is he even allowed to argue in court? I read his bar expired three years ago or something.

He should be kicked out for that alone. So damn tired of these people doing whatever they want with no repercussion or consequences. Not law bar, fine, go ahead lie to the judge and argue in court.

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. Why is he allowed out in public?

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. Well, who saw that coming?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214571516#post25

[Gothmog]

10. Open mic

Link to tweet

[BusyBeingBest]

11. I can't even laugh at this shit anymore.

There are something like 70 million brain dead zombies who think this is a credible person instead of a would-be mental patient. He needs to be checked for dementia or a brain tumor.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

12. This will probably be the first time in his life Trump will be justified in stiffing a vendor.