Rudy roasted for hair dye mishap

[Demovictory9]

Sweating Rudy Giuliani presents 'evidence' for 'massive voting fraud' as hair dye runs down his face - alongside 'elite legal strike force' who claim Joe Biden's win is a Venezuelan plot they uncovered on the internet
Donald Trump lawyer delivered a lengthy harangue at the press and claimed there w





https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8967203/Rudy-Giuliani-presents-evidence-massive-voting-fraud-bizarre-press-conference.html

[berni_mccoy]

1. A pathetic footnote to a disastrous 4 years

[C_U_L8R]

2. Forget the goo running down his face

Check out those pupils !! He must be high as a kite. Don't forget he's under bright television lights and his dilated eyes are as big as mill stones.

[malaise]

15. Stark raving mad

[crickets]

18. Wow. It's apparent that a certain slice of the trump gang

is just wasted all day every day. I can't wait until the crazy junkies are gone, or at least on the other end of the legal stick. Enough already.

[thecrow]

20. Instead of dying his hair,

he ought to do something about those cataracts

[Kali]

3. OMG

[brewens]

4. This look works pretty well for Chrissy Hynde, Rudy, not so much.

[Demovictory9]

12. Mascara

[Klaralven]

23. maybe if Rudy had a Telecaster?

[brewens]

24. Chrissy Hynde slays me! Always has. I was in high school when they hit big and saw their

Learning to Crawl tour show. Awesome!

I remember the first time I heard My City Was Gone on the radio. Before she started singing, I thought I was hearing a new Stones song, and I'm a huge Stones fan! It may have been that song that made me decide I had to go to the show.

[world wide wally]

5. The stupid leading the blind

or vice versa

[central scrutinizer]

6. Does the carpet match the drapes?

Asking for a friend

[Blue Owl]

8. Let him do a tuck and get back to ya...

[CatMor]

7. Someone has to do a intervention with this train wreck ..

he definitely needs psychiatric help.

[magicarpet]

9. Oh Rudy,... go fuck your cousin....

[SoCal Roomba]

10. When the diarrhea starts spewing from your pores.

When there’s just too much for the mouth to spew the body has a way of allowing it to excrete from the pores.

[Blue Owl]

11. Someone better check his dipstick, fluid levels might be getting low...

[Atticus]

13. Uh, according to those recent viral photos, Rudy prefers to check his OWN dipstick. nt

[Hassler]

14. Hey Rudy, stop tucking your shirt in, and stop oozing on national TV

[Generic Brad]

16. He literally had a meltdown

That or he's sporting some fly side burns.

[Retrograde]

17. That's what happens when you buy your "hair dye" at Four Seasons Total Landscaping

or their subsidiary, Four Seasons Total Manscaping

Seriously, it's said that someone who acts as their own defense has a fool for a lawyer; what do those who choose Rudy have for a lawyer - other than a global laughingstock?

[Unrepentant Fenian]

19. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! Thank you!

[bdamomma]

21. What a joke

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pure lunacy.

Maybe he should have used a sharpie.

[LanternWaste]

22. Rudy's biggest value to Trump is that he's the only guy on the planet...

who can look even more ridiculous than Trump.

[lunatica]

25. It's like we're living in a really bad sci fi B movie.

We watched the literal melt down of the Trump mouthpiece. Right before our eyes the puppet melted into a pile of goo. The end.

[no_hypocrisy]

26. Actually, the hair dye dysfunction reminded me more of a plot for

Love American Style.